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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. You can’t have your cake and eat it too, unless you buy the cake, live alone, and have a desire to up your caloric intake tenfold.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  2. I just dropped my kids off at the stool pool and wiped my butt clean of their existence.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  3. Over the lips, through the gums. Look out, stomach, because this Chinese buffet is going to make you need to pee out of your butt later.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  4. Hey, remember Harris Whittles? Man, he was great.

    By Kublai Khan,
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  5. "Bye, Felicia"? Nay. In its stead, I sayeth, "Fare the well, Felicia. Fare the well."

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  6. Listen here! Sylvester Stallone didn't spend 1987 making "Over the Top" so you could hang toilet paper the wrong way.

    By ValerianandtheCityofaThousandP,
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  7. Let it be known that I categorically deny the recent allegations against me

    By ValerianandtheCityofaThousandP,
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  8. As the crowd gathered at the crime scene tape, little did they know that on the other side of that tape, a crime had been committed.

    By ratingsjedi,
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  9. You know that song “Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds”? It’s totally about meth.

    By ratingsjedi,
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  10. Poker in the front, liquor in the rear. And in between, a whole lotta taint.

    By ratingsjedi,
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  11. She was no stranger to danger, but this was stranger than danger. This was “stranger danger.”

    By ratingsjedi,
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  12. Here's how it starts, there's how it ends, that's how the middle of gravity bends.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  13. Segundo Jamacian hashbrowns don't make me happy, Mr fabulo. Skip skip. Air Bunns trombonist is a FLAG. Circle my involvement.

    By slimsalad,
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  14. Say hardihood ya boy. Snip jerk trigonometric resignation. Stainless is a myth of the past.

    By slimsalad,
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  15. If you've been affected by any of the issues in this week's Comedy Bang Bang then you've somehow mastered time travel - this is the start.

    By SideofMcG,
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  16. I've been baking this turd muffin for 'bout a week now. Where's my celebrity cookery show?

    By SideofMcG,
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  17. Gotta pocketful of pork and nothin' but love for you piggies!

    By Shampoodler,
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  18. I have agency over my vagrancy, so keep your hands of this itinerant's itinerary.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  19. Chicken Little plays the fiddle. Papa's got the flu. Mama fires up the griddle. I watch "We Bought a Zoo".

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  20. No one can leave this train until I find the Emperor’s jewels and solve my own murder.

    By ValerianandtheCityofaThousandP,
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  21. Dye cuts. Sitting ain't making Jainism a thing. Smokey by WHENEVER. Sarnia gallop heem hoi.

    By slimsalad,
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  22. Termites green. Sensation bath becoming tissues, poke rim meeting, netted stagnant furthering wisp

    By slimsalad,
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  23. There’s nothing quite like visiting the city of lights—The Big Apple—and...

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  24. I’d like to take this time to say I did it—I ate the raw balloon tuna while watching 3:10 to Yuma.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  25. If you can't say anything, Nice!

    By ValerianandtheCityofaThousandP,
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