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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. As the kinky marine biologist said "Keep your friends close, and your anemones closer"

    By GorillaThrilla,
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  2. I'm pretty sure it's "Give me liberty, or give me Meth!" who would want to die, when they could just get high

    By GorillaThrilla,
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  3. Perfectly perpendicular to the perpetrator was that purple portrait of the pergola. The Garden Bandit has been caught!

    By Ray Carver's Jorts,
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  4. If it's drain cleaner you're after, you've to the right place!

    By Ray Carver's Jorts,
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  5. It takes a lot of gravitas to talk how daddy talks.

    By Ray Carver's Jorts,
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  6. Apologies for the stink eye, but I got pink eye from my brown eye! My naughty little butthole!

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  7. "Walk dog" is at the top of my To-Do list, but "Dorothy's dog" is at the top of my Toto list

    By Tubastank,
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  8. My favourite character in "Star Wars"? Gonna have to go with that second 'S'!

    By Tubastank,
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  9. "It puts the lotion in the basket"? That's product placement 101, big guy.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  10. Tout de suite, Tooth Fairy... tarry no longer! Mounds of molars await thee! Hence fly away!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  11. Watch like no one is dancing

    By DJ Drinkspecials,
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  12. Glass half empty or glass half full, I gotta get a refill on this Pineapple Banana Cherry Coconut Orbitz!

    By DJ Drinkspecials,
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  13. This Christmas season, my one wish is that the gals of "Two Girls, One Cup" can finally get a second cup.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  14. Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy was taken on Grindr so he went with FuzzyWuzzy1

    By DJ Drinkspecials,
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  15. Since you slathered the gun in BBQ sauce, I think I'm gonna have to bite the bullet on this one.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  16. Slap my booty and call me Rudy. While we're at it, Sean Astin is kind of a cutie.

    By ValerianandtheCityofaThousandP,
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  17. A catchphrase without corn is like a day without sunshine without corn.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. My prayers to He Who Walks Behind the Rows are answered. The corn flourisheth in the field, the nongs heyeth in the wood, & Womp It Up hath returned!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. 1, 2, knuckle my moose. 3, 4, camel my toe. 5, 6, twist my nips. 7, 8, it’s a date!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. Am I bicurious? Why yes, I am thinking about buying a bike.

    By ValerianandtheCityofaThousandP,
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  21. You say toma-no-to-anal, I say toma-yes-to-anal, let's call the whole thing off

    By Pure Guava,
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  22. "Aukerman Lapkus Tompkins Characterwheaties"? Sounds like Huttese for "Welcome to Comedy Bang! Bang!"

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  23. If your brother from another mother sleeps with your sister from another mister is it considered incest? Asking for a friend.

    By Pure Guava,
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  24. Unsolicited pictures of butts is just one of the many perks of being podcast famous

    By Pogo_the_hobo,
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  25. The battle lines have been drawn. Wait, sorry, those are M&M's. Well the battle lines are definitely coming soon.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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