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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Hee hee, water and battery juice is yucky. Is my mouth melthuugh ughhhh aaalllllghhhhhh?

    By Dr_Revelator,   
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  2. Enter sandman with your gland, man.

    By Shampoodler,
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  3. On this day in 1987 Val Kilmer did not drink his own urine.

    By Shampoodler,
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  4. Spoonerize her? I knarely blow her!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. It’s beginning to feel a lot like that can of corn isn’t coming out of there.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. Judge me by my size do you? The pool I was in!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. I just watched Bad News Bears, and wow, those bears were horrible journalists.

    By Eponymous Ponymouse,
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  8. 'sentence words'? more like 'intence blurs'. 'more like'? more like 'smores, mike?' more like

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  9. is it just me or is my dick up your arse?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  10. And here is, Chief Queef and the Ying Yang Finger Bangers with their hit single, "Fluttery Farts Are Seeping Within Me".

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  11. They say "feliz navidad," but who will feliz the feliz?

    By Queefer Sutherland,   
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  12. What's got two thumbs, six pinkies, twelve clavicles, a wooden ear, speaks fluent Smurf and drives a raspberry frog?

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  13. Dude, wears my cardigan, were's my wolf and wares my house?

    By SideofMcG,
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  14. Ho ho ho's before bro bro bro's.

    By SpankeyMcDougal,
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  15. Breaking News: The Garbage Pail Kids murdered Oscar the Grouch.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  16. United states that if you don’t like it, you can deal with it’s the most you can do, right?

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  17. Fifteen men at South by Southwest, Yo Yo Ma and a Japanese drum

    By Pogo_the_hobo,
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  18. And the award for the most dopest opus goes to...Mr. Holland!

    By Mister Malaka,
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  19. My Jingle-Horse refused to pick up its feet, so everyone I know is getting Jingle-Glue for Christmas this year!

    By Eponymous Ponymouse,
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  20. Last Christmas, I gave you my heart...

    By Crybaby Jones,
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  21. Morphologically similar to Homo habilis, 2.2 million-year-old Heynong Man remains have been found in the very act of slaying Neandertang.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. Are you a Mexican—or a Mexi-it’s-not-that-I-can’t-it’s-that-I-don’t-want-to?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. Highlander 2: The Quickening? I barely Knowlander 1: The Slowening!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. Hark! the herald angels sing, glory to my newborn peen.

    By Bopstick,
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  25. Never been kissed, never been prosecuted for the war crimes ive committed

    By yodellingwalrus,
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