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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Les Mis? I barely know Mis!

    By BarnHen,
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    • 315 views

  2. Not even his gaping cricket teeth could stop her moist polyps from groaning

    By Pogo_the_hobo,
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  3. Do you or a loved one suffer from chronic anal turds? Hi, I'm the internet's Scott Aukerman.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 351 views

  4. Excuse me waiter, there’s a hair in my soup. I specifically asked for a band-aid.

    By MarkDowling,
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    • 486 views

  5. My Spanish step father's back for the holidays, Feliz Navidaddy's Home

    By DevonElson,
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  6. Drop and give me 20 hot dogs from the vendor with the F rating from the sanitation department.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 256 views

  7. Taco borders and fish paste hoarders lined the smorgasbord of war-torn Legoland.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 270 views

  8. Breakfast at Tiffanys, Dinner with Andre, and for the midnight munchies I eat out their butts.

    By DevonElson,
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    • 193 views

  9. One Live, LIFE it

    By Karamel_King,
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    • 241 views

  10. You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, and you can pick a banjo, but you can’t pick your friend’s nose with a banjo.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 349 views

  11. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but if you really want to hurt me, remind me of what I did in the IHOP bathroom after the Blues Traveler concert

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 251 views

  12. Thank you for calling Heisenberg’s. Due to our Uncertainty Policy, we are unable to simultaneously provide the position and the velocity of your order

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 254 views

  13. jazz got more bum notes than homeless finals

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  14. You may say that I'm a lemur, but I'm not the only one. I hope someday you'll join us, but it will have to be on Madagascar, that is our habitat.

    By Pure Guava,
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  15. The eyes have it....sight that is

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 304 views

  16. Hey good lookin', I'll be back to beam you up later!

    By irishstevenj,
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    • 415 views

  17. Tonight's episode of Comedy Bang! Bang! was filmed in front of a live studio audience that was constantly clearing their throats throughout the show.

    By ratingsjedi,
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  18. Ooga-booga goes the caveman. Bleep-blorp goes the alien. Stamps.com goes the podcaster.

    By ratingsjedi,
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  19. This Christmas, if you’re looking for a fun, surprising stocking stuffer, how about Grandma’s dentures? Sure to make the whole family laugh. Plus...

    By ratingsjedi,
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  20. Kids, it's about time you learned the truth about Santa Claus. He voted for Jill Stein.

    By ratingsjedi,
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    • 315 views

  21. Murder and intrigue, lies and deception, Turner and Hooch, Charlton Heston, this winter in a special holiday death match.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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    • 314 views

  22. Frothy broth with a Bluetooth speaker, please—I’m ready for my close up, Doctor.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 254 views

  23. Apricots are good for cocks and chicken soup is good for soul.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 258 views

  24. Robin Goodfellow, Former President Obama, Dr. Zoidberg. Puck, Barry, Krill.

    By Frenchfries,
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  25. The first rule of book club is: don't talk about Fight Club.

    By Cardon,   
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