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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Lock the Gates!

    By w2eatherman,
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    • 326 views

  2. Beef drippings for my skeleton dog, he's all grown up now.

    By Cabbage Bitch,
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    • 372 views

  3. Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo wings for fun....in jest of course!

    By Cold Bush,
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    • 375 views

  4. Save your girl the trouble; Fist a Pringles™ can today

    By kev-bot 4000,
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  5. If that cheater cheetah deserts his desserts I'll find him fined for four cents, make sense, Mike?

    By kev-bot 4000,
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    • 481 views

  6. This is my tagline, this is my gun. Tagline seems ok, but catchphrase more fun.

    By Shampoodler,
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  7. Meals on Hot Wheels!? People will starve!

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 395 views

  8. Before engaging in funky activities, ask your doctor if your heart is healthy enough for blood sugar sex magik.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 411 views

  9. There’s no easy way to tell you this. Well, maybe if I just, put down these grenades which I’ve been juggling. Ah yes. Much easier. You have cancer.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 362 views

  10. I said all hands on “deck”, but a how do ya do, this works too.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 309 views

  11. There's an apple in my tuba... Get it out!

    By Schnickpot,
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  12. where im from is the best because the people there are just so cool

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 666 views

  13. I just saw a shark fart in the Iranian Mediterranean.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  14. Popsicle cell anemia is delicious, the terminal patients say.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 420 views

  15. Thai massage goes to the runner, now that's what I call a close finish.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  16. Bitches get itches. Hi, I’m Scott Aukerman here to tell you about an exciting breakthrough in dog skin care.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 328 views

  17. That phony pepperoni coney bologna sure makes my belly foamy.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 375 views

  18. Paul Blart, a true American hero, was just seen riding his Segway into the Battle of 1812 with Blink 182. You can’t make this up, folks!

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 367 views

  19. Suckle hell, daddy-o. I'm the gang's new pharaoh now.

    By Pogo_the_hobo,
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  20. Sippin' scotch & soda with Luke & Yoda in a swamp pagoda

    By revengeofthesonofghostdad,
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  21. Press 1 for Angel, press 2 for Crystal, press 3 for crack cocaine, because 7 ate 9 mushroom caps of a very potent strain.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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    • 357 views

  22. In a shocking twist Chubby Checker was electrocuted.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 381 views

  23. I'm a naughty little boy with naughty little toys.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 368 views

  24. A stairway to heaven led investigators to a sick solo by Jimmy Page.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 388 views

  25. Tickle my Elmo and tickle it well. This thirst is the worst, and I need your liquid brown well.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 294 views
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