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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Papa's piteous puddin' protrudes so Mama's micturating muffin's marooned on the foul phallic atol of a blustering buffoon!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  2. What do you mean you’re not my real father? Wait… am I *your* real father??

    By ratingsjedi,
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    • 389 views

  3. Hey! How about you take a chill pill, shut the fuck up, and enjoy some goddamn comedy.

    By ratingsjedi,
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    • 476 views

  4. Gentlemen, start your engines. Ladies, start your lady engines. The Bang starts now.

    By ratingsjedi,
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    • 395 views

  5. If a dog is a man's best friend, is a hot dog a hot man's best friend?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  6. This is your egg. This is your egg on drugs.

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 310 views

  7. Fertility doctor said I'm probably a one-hit wonder because of my Cumbawamba.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 371 views

  8. Medium, Long Island medium, but like an extra large in the Bronx.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  9. putting the T.N.T. in taint since 1970-aint

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 738 views

  10. The fine monk is wine drunk and going for a slam dunk

    By Spuggz,
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  11. dont struggle with the snuggle - make peace with my snake, please

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  12. What plops down stairs / Dark brown and with hairs / Gets eaten by random dogs / What sucks for a snack / And stinks up your crack / It’s NEW Hot Log!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. I'm rubber and you're glue but if you keep stabbing me I'll surely perish.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. I’m as busy as a one-legged man in a gnawing-your-one-remaining-leg-off contest.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. Serious? As serious as a fart attack.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  16. If you have a neck, and it's the color red....you just might be a redneck

    By Pure Guava,
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  17. Why do droids scream in Star Wars? Who engineered them to feel pain? Today we answer the uncomfortable questions everyone is asking.

    By Pogo_the_hobo,
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  18. My toxic shock syndrome didn't jump-start my Prius as advertised!!! The seizures, renal failure, and diarrhea... they were all for nothing?

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  19. know me the punny!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  20. Balki report: There is one Balki. His name is Bartokomous. He lives in a balcony.

    By GiantRobotSexMonster,
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  21. At this support group, we're all just trying to get by. Luckily I had some by, and now we're all FUCKED UP.

    By SpankeyMcDougal,
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  22. Someday we'll all share our own tragic war stories from the war on Christmas, the war on drugs and from the war on Christmas drugs.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  23. leewood's been puttin' that 'sting' in casting couches since before i been puttin' this puddin' in mouths that be southern

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  24. Finger food? No, generally I just put it straight into my mouth.

    By Kinobick,
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    • 229 views

  25. Talking to fast? Have the devil will make fun out of you and have too small mouth and too long tongue

    By Cabbage Bitch,
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    • 376 views
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