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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. You forced Ms. Goldberg to have sex in the novelty toy factory? Making Whoopi make whoopie where they make whoopie cushions!?

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  2. The laundry competition went on and on, each man continually trying in vain to throw in the towel.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  3. Dear penthouse forum, When decorating a top floor apartment is it considered tacky to have two bay windows? follow up, how horny does that make you?

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  4. Chicken Strips? Sounds pollo picante to me!

    By dhxlive,
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  5. Truth be told, lies be sold, views be bold and skies be gold here at Golden Skies Truth Telling Fib Sellers by the beach.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  6. It was all fun and games until somebody Hootie'd the Blowfish

    By Squallusmagee,
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  7. Won't wheel the meals, if you don't deal the feels.

    By jugglerAndrew,
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  8. Cats never tap, Styrofoam never sweats, and crabs will make you itch unless you catch them with a net.

    By Scam Elliot,   
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  9. Trends come and go, but it seems like kids everywhere love Lady Gaga and the Goo Goo Dolls!

    By Eponymous Ponymouse,
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  10. X said he was going to give it to me, but he just left a slip on my door. Now I have to take a bus to go pick it up.

    By Eponymous Ponymouse,
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  11. Now listen here, Roxette. We all enjoy your off-brand Eurythmics power pop stylings, but joyrides are nothing to sing about. People get hurt.

    By Eponymous Ponymouse,
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  12. Throw out all your Bill Cosby and Bing Crosby sweaters: it's Bill Bixby sweater season!

    By Eponymous Ponymouse,
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  13. Since her seaside seashell shop was shut by the city’s cease and desist order, she subsists solely by scalping Soul Asylum CDs by the Scrimp ‘N Save

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. For sale: Seashells. Location: Seashore. Condition: Lightly used by unknown mollusk. Do not CONCH-tact seller with unsolicited offers.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. How ‘bout don’t piss on my leg OR tell me it’s raining. The former is disgusting and the latter is self-evident.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. shit is full of corn, corn is full of shit

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  17. If you're happy and you know it, shit your pants.

    By Risk Biscuit,
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  18. Knock Knock Knockin' on Kevin's door. Open up Mr. Dillon, I've got to tell you how much I loved your performance of Johnny Drama on Entourage!

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  19. America Runs on Dunkin, but he doesn't notice, for King Duncan is dead, slain by Macbeth, Thane of Cawdor and Glamis.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  20. Harvey Wallbanger? Harvey barely even knows her, but that's never stopped him before. He's a Weinstein, dammit!

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  21. The shitty life of Walter Mitty's itty bitty kitty committee for nitty gritty city cats to pity G. Gordon Liddy's witty rats.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  22. Arial’s Aerial Arial is an excellent typeface for skywriting!

    By ArchdukeJFranz,
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  23. Hello, it’s me. Todd Rundgren. You know, from “Hello, It’s Me”?

    By ArchdukeJFranz,
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  24. See you later, alligator. After while, crocodile. Hasta manana, senor iguana. Take it easy, mac ‘n cheesy.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  25. Coming this December—A Twelve-Minute VHS of My High School Marching Band Playing an Arrangement of Sweet Child of Mine: A Star Wars Story

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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