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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Every breath you take, every move you make, I’ll be ignoring you, you profoundly uninteresting nincompoop.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 254 views

  2. Wherever you go, there you are.

    By Fat Friar Funk,
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    • 384 views

  3. "So long, Norman."

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 678 views

  4. How many roads must a man walk down before you call him at the center of a Tootsie Pop?

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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    • 426 views

  5. What walks on 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the afternoon, and rides it raw dog all night long?

    By Scam Elliot,
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    • 453 views

  6. Welcome To Cramity Gang Bang! I'm your host, Cock Saucerman.

    By Scam Elliot,
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    • 466 views

  7. "If you want to make an omelette you've got to break a few legs" - I, Tonya (A Star Wars Story)

    By StrawDawg,
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    • 548 views

  8. Add "in bed" to your fortune / then it's all about nookie / but I think it's unfair / to sexualize your cookie.

    By slowestjogger,
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  9. She recommended / that I order the fish / “Ma’am, I’m a dolphin / I’ve already eaten that dish”

    By slowestjogger,
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    • 482 views

  10. Cornhole is just a game like Bird is a just a sax player, maize hater.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 438 views

  11. Let’s all go to the lobby/Let’s all go to the lobby/Let’s all go to the lobby/And solve the equation on the chalkboard so we can bang Minnie Driver.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 414 views

  12. This is going to be a January to remembuary.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 425 views

  13. I'm reading this Bible book right now, and this child gangbang scene in the sewer kinda comes out of nowhere.

    By Master Cylinder,
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    • 356 views

  14. Nile Rogers brings the funk, Nihil Rogers makes me depressed

    By Master Cylinder,
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    • 332 views

  15. MTV's Jackass told me not to try any of their stunts at home - when I did it left me with a highly profitable TV and film spin-off franchise.

    By Master Cylinder,
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    • 323 views

  16. Capitalism grab hold of me and whip my bare buttocks, but luckily my safe word is "Money

    By Master Cylinder,
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    • 299 views

  17. I wanna wish you a merry christmas, from the bottom of my heart. Feliz Navidoggy

    By rhysmakeswords,
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    • 442 views

  18. shadow dolphins too and fro, jellulated jodpurs just to get up and go, nelly is your bondsman kneeling by the shore lets get a whore lets get a whore

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 708 views

  19. He sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake, he’s a braaaaaaand newwwwww carrrrr!!!

    By Sammyfein,
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    • 526 views

  20. Wrinkles mean you laughed, grey hair means you cared, and that crushing feeling of depression means life beat you down into submission.

    By SpankeyMcDougal,
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    • 491 views

  21. Give a man a fish and you'll feed him for a day. Give a man two fish and you'll feed him for two days. And so on...It's pretty basic math actually.

    By Señor Butt,
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    • 406 views

  22. If you're listening to this and you survived the catchphrase wars, tell Greazey Bob that I love her.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 347 views

  23. Snickers really satisfies, but only Milky Way makes me cum.

    By ratingsjedi,
    • 1 reply
    • 516 views

  24. Wenceslas: Good king, bad name

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 496 views

  25. foreskin? more like moreskin!

    By Pogo_the_hobo,
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    • 386 views
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