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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I like my balls like I like my smurfs; tiny and blue.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  2. Give a man a fish n you feed him 4 a day. Give a woman a fish n she’s all, “Stop mailing fish to my office. U know I hate fish. We broke up years ago”

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  3. WIFI? WAIFU.

    By Finnias_J,
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  4. I like my oldies golden, my chairs foldin’, and my Caulfield Holden.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  5. The Earth is always one to fulfill its New Year's Revolution.

    By BlaneBlaneIntoYourMouth,
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  6. So I says to Maybel, "Fuck your tinnitus, we've gotta make it to Reno by sundown!"

    By Pogo_the_hobo,
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  7. Ectoplasm? I hardly know him!

    By Pogo_the_hobo,
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  8. that last earthquake knocked my copy of The Fountainhead onto my crotch. It was a nine-point-oh on the dick-hurt scale

    By Pogo_the_hobo,
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  9. “Stop in the name of Flubber,” said the overweight, hot dog eating jellyfish.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  10. I finished a cola when I heard Ben Folds in Nola while eating bowls of granola ebola, but I’m dying to hear about your day!

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  11. If bees are dying at an alarming rate, maybe they should just refinance for a lower death rate.

    By 3scompany4throomate,
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  12. I just flew in from Albuquerque, and boy do they charge a lot for checked bags.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  13. In the land of the blind, the one-eared man pretty much goes unnotIced.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  14. For the ladies who knew him well, Mao Zedong was better known as Chairman Wow.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  15. louis c.k.'s G, k? he all 'bout that tug life.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  16. That man is so cold and calculating. Somebody get him a blanket and take away that damn calculator.

    By MichaelAnthony,
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  17. I know you called housekeeping but you want us to turn down, for what exactly?

    By MichaelAnthony,
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  18. You better call the locksmith this time; hes probably still angry about the attempted murder incident

    By MichaelAnthony,
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  19. Harold, you better not be in your room again comparing apples to oranges!

    By MichaelAnthony,
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  20. It’s Hollywood fucks and we’re going downtown. Going to, eat some bush now!

    By Electric_ian,
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  21. Scritti Politti is my titty committee

    By Electric_ian,
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  22. A.I.? More like A.. AY YI YI!

    By Local Cabal,
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  23. Power Ranger Danger ! Power Ranger Danger !

    By SpankeyMcDougal,
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  24. Please don't send us the Simpsons thing this Christmas

    By lilgaryunger,
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  25. Cock-a-doodle-doo? More like “Kids Are People Too”, which ruled the roost every Sunday morning from the day it was hatched on ABC television in...

    By RichieMillennium,
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