New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. Melts in your mouth, not in your south

   By Hobo Grammar, January 17, 2018
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2. Take a penny, leave a penny, fall-y sky-y, Henny Penny.

   By Hannibal Nectarbro, January 17, 2018
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3. The early bird catches the worm, the early worm catches the dirt, and the dirt is indeed the word

   By pobody'sperfect, January 17, 2018
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4. Wash with your eyes not your hands. There you go, you've mastered telekinesis.

   By pobody'sperfect, January 17, 2018
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5. First they came for the mimes, and I did not speak out, because I was a mime.

   By CaptPukeFish, January 17, 2018
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6. Jiminy Cricket cracked corn and I don’t care if my dreams come true.

   By Colfax McLiverneck, January 17, 2018
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7. Ring around the corn hole / A pocket full of hash browns / Bubble gum, Glow sticks / We all go to a Blues Traveler concert

   By Colfax McLiverneck, January 17, 2018
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8. This is the show where we balk at scintillating weep holes.

   By Colfax McLiverneck, January 17, 2018
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9. FIFTY-DOLLAR BILL! FIFTY-DOLLAR BILL! GUYS, WE HAVE HUNDREDS OF FIFTY-DOLLAR BILLS!

   By TromboneLongy, January 17, 2018
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10. The NHL decided to have Kid Rock play the all star game. WTF?

    By LesterPipps, January 17, 2018
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11. They say a watched pot never boils, so why do my hands hurt so bad?

    By LesterPipps, January 17, 2018
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12. I didn’t get too angry when they shrunk half my scrotum and lost the other half, but I got a little testy.

    By CaptPukeFish, January 17, 2018
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13. Well, rake my cake rolls over the hot coals, and call me Philomena Foxhole.

    By MattyWox, January 17, 2018
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14. Lay the Lays on my dick chips and quick pickle the Chipwich.

    By MondoMudbutt, January 16, 2018
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15. I took a detour off Route 66 to catch a Pokémon and ended up 69ing my uncle.

    By MondoMudbutt, January 16, 2018
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16. I'll take That Time David Lee Roth Had Explosive Diarrhea On Space Mountain for 200 Alex.

    By Shampoodler, January 16, 2018
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17. By all means, you can go ahead and jump for Joy, but I am not doing anything for that old bitch!

    By The Mohel-velous Mr. Mazel Tov, January 16, 2018
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18. When grandpa died and left me his concrete dildo, I took it pretty hard.

    By CaptPukeFish, January 16, 2018
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19. Popped a Jolly, I'm Ranching. Woo!

    By TromboneLongy, January 15, 2018
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20. What's good for the goose is good for Uganda

    By doyouknowdewae, January 15, 2018   

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21. I'll suckle your duckle, but only if you lickle my pickle and only after you jiggle them diggles

    By zeecheree82, January 15, 2018
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22. I love to meet a fan, but I prefer to fan my meat.

    By CaptPukeFish, January 15, 2018
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23. Tried to quit eating hot duckling cold turkey but instead I started eating cold turkey hot duckling

    By rhysmakeswords, January 15, 2018
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24. You make a better Labrador than you do a windoberman pinscher.

    By MattyWox, January 15, 2018
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25. friar tuck rule

    By yodellingwalrus, January 14, 2018
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