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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Those who would give up corn to save room for cobbler deserve neither corn nor cobbler.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  2. You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fisherman because they have perfect pitch.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  3. Oh, The comic strip Dick Tracy! Let me put on my pants real quick and put away this paper and pencil.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  4. My priest must be a big fan of House Guest, Jingle all the Way and First Kid because he's very insistent about "sin bad".

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  5. Stop crying Olive Oyl. You knew this was a possibility since we wask first introduced. Now grabs some rags and help me clean up me eye juice.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  6. If I didn't do it and you didn't do it then Mr. Magoo had to have do it

    By Spuggz,
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  7. Be the queen of the scene! Try Dr. Kareem Gene's Genie Jean Cream!

    By MattyWox,
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  8. You don't like prunes and I don't like raisins. Let's go on a date.

    By Tubasocks,
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  9. Batman has bats. Ratman has rats. What the heck does Scatman have?

    By Cold Bush,
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  10. I think my favorite character's always been He-Man, because they right... He man.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  11. Wasn't you, huh? Methinks the Shaggy doth protest too much. Also you're butt naked, banging right in front of me, on a filthy bathroom floor no less.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  12. Personally I'm more of a Carrie, because my first period gave me telekinetic powers.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  13. Duran Duran used to be just "Duran" but the guy who says everything twice in Goodfellas was their manager and the rest is history history

    By Pure Guava,
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  14. It’s not you, it’s me. Me and my can of corn. Me and my can of corn and a squirrel. A sexy squirrel named Alicia. And my can of corn. And me. Not you.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. Hey Joan Jett, Will you stop making that guy put dimes in our jukebox. It only takes quarters and if you don't have any, SCRAM!

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 322 views

  16. Regarding sex acts with puppets, Jeff's Done 'em.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  17. You've got to try my five alarm chili, I melted down all the smoke detectors in my house to make it.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 329 views

  18. Please read us my niece's thesis on Reese's Pieces

    By Stu Pedasso,
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  19. In the land of the cornless, the one-eared man is king.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. She puts her hand in the bowl of warm creamed corn when she means yes. What she does when she means no will blow your mind!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 332 views

  21. Jimmy cracked corn? Jimmy barely knew corn!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 307 views

  22. Thank you all for coming to our house for this performance. We're the Stationary Willburys.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 310 views

  23. Why would I ever pay airfare again when I can just switch my phone into airplane mode?

    By Pat Chaddams,
    • 0 replies
    • 281 views

  24. Now, I see here on your application you attended Rock-Rock-Rock-Rock Rock and Roll High School. Unfortunately they lack Ac-Ac-Ac-Ac Accreditation.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 291 views

  25. These is Paul bottoms, these is Blarty shoes

    By TromboneLongy,
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