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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. She's got dumps like a truck full of overweight caribou blubber bagels. Or so I heard.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  2. With the world the way it is, it's got to be the way the world is.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  3. For the last time, Captain Caveman is not gay. He is pansexual, it's an entirely different thing and I support it.

    By fredsolo,
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  4. mirror, mirror on the ceiling, who's that schlub who's softly squealing?

    By MattyWox,
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  5. Squirrrrel, was your father a squirrel? Because you are also a squirrel.

    By Shampoodler,
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  6. All shower sex is bathroom sex but not all bathroom sex is shower sex.

    By Shampoodler,
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  7. To be or not to be, is that a question? Sounds more like a choice. Buy a dictionary, Shake dude!

    By fredsolo,
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  8. By smashing subatomic maize nuclei, scientists at C.O.R.N. have discovered the Cob Particle—turning the scientific world on its ear.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. On today’s show, we welcome Bjorn Cjornson, President of the Association of Scandinavian Socialist Maize-Obsessed Pedagogues—aka A.S.S.M.O.P.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. Never touch a Royal. Never squeeze a boil. And NEVER feed corn to Olive Oyl.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. Those Douglas Firs outside my window were blocking my view of the city skyline...

    By propheticparody,
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  12. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, to become president I just grab some puss

    By SuperG3663,
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  13. If you can’t beat your meat, stay outta the kitchen.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  14. Double double, toil and trouble, the bubbly excretions shall do.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  15. My ideal evening? .....

    By SuperG3663,
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  16. I bet the basketball world was relieved when Michael Jordan made it to the NBA. 100 years of calling the best player the Michael Jordan of (CONT)

    By Pure Guava,
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  17. They say there's no higher honor than winning an Oscar, I guess they never met Judge Parker, he smokes crack 24/7.

    By Pure Guava,
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  18. You may assess that my absence is due to access to excess Absinthe, allow me to address this ingress with finesse before you oppress my progress(CONT)

    By Pure Guava,
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  19. Smash cut to splashed butts.

    By Shampoodler,
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  20. Chapter One: In Which Jasper and Hieronymus Enter an Alley in Booker Street and Encounter Sir Charles Mackerel VonCornbuttons Sorting Rubbish

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. Chapter Two: In Which Edward Woos Elizabeth’s Maidservant and Finds a Dormouse Nibbling his Corn Cakes at Tea

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. Chapter Three: In Which Gordon and Kate are Caught in a Salacious Tryst in Cornwall, and Parliament is Amused by Britain’s Only Talking Mime

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. Slowly lick it, she whispered in my ear as I sat and nibbled on a pickle spear

    By SuperG3663,
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  24. I slipped on the ship as I sipped Mr Pibb and my pants they did rip while playing just the tip

    By SuperG3663,
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  25. All ashore going ashore, all saying aboard, cum for free

    By SuperG3663,
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