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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Ever look at a tree and think, "What the fuck is so great about you?"

    By SideofMcG,
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  2. Start your day the way I start every show - with three minutes of sustained flatulence.

    By SideofMcG,
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  3. I've come here to chew bubblegum and buy bubblegum. And I'm all out of bubblegum which is why I need to buy some. Do you sell bubblegum Ma'am?

    By SideofMcG,
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  4. It's a law of nature that opposites attract. So what I'm trying to say is you must be an ugly moron because I like you.

    By SideofMcG,
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  5. God created Adam and Eve not atom and electron

    By dallywinstonlivez,
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  6. Born with a rare form of sound-to-color synesthesia, I see a rainbow in front of me only when I'm in the presence of juicy flatulence.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  7. Heynong, long-schlonged-dugong! Wanna bang a gong and get it on?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  8. I’m as busy as a one-legged man in a gnawing-your-one-remaining-leg-off contest.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. Welcome to Comedy Corned Beef & Bagel Bang—I’m your host, Miracle Whippleman.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 251 views

  10. Pat, I'd like to solve: MEN'S. ROOM. PROPHYLACTIC. DISPENSER.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 333 views

  11. Oh yeah this is gonna be a good show and I'm excited!

    By Lazy Bartleby,
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  12. Big shout-out to all my people throwing up in here, and to all my people holding it down out there.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  13. I don’t really like the Crocodile Rock, but it definitely beats the Crocodile Scissors.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  14. If Gary Busey won't share a toothbrush with you, nobody will

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  15. Yo bro, Fro-Yo? No go, amigo, I owe Slow Joe a blow on the down low, ya know? Whoa Moe, TMI, ya know? Fo sho, Joe, no woe no mo, I'll grow like a pro.

    By Pure Guava,
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  16. We can dance if we want to, we can leave our cares behind, because we paid for the proper permits. I have the paperwork right here, officer.

    By Pure Guava,
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  17. Shampoodler stuck his doodler in Colfax McLiverneck's MondoMudbutt

    By Pogo_the_hobo,
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  18. Why sex ed never covers the fact that a boy's 1st erection always points in the direction of his 1 true love is beyond me.Seems like pretty vital info

    By Pure Guava,
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  19. Rumor has it, Tim the Tool man Taylor got hammered last night and scissored his screwdriver set.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 294 views

  20. If grass = earth pubes, and corn = grass, does it follow that corn kernels are pube-fruit?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. What is grass, if not the pubes of the Earth.

    By Shampoodler,
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  22. If shucking you is wrong...I don’t wanna be right.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 359 views

  23. Can I get a what what! What! What? No, really, hand me one of those whats.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. On today’s show, special musical guest “Mister Yellowpants and the Famous Corn Hammers”!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  25. We did the babymaker on my radiator. Though I enjoyed that thrill on the grill, next time I'll put my anaconda in the trunk of her Honda.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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