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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. You down with OPP? Yeah you know sometimes if it's the right thing to do I'll consider it but mostly I find that inappropriate

    By Prtyshrt,
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  2. I sail my boat out to sea. where's my son? I gotta pee

    By Prtyshrt,
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  3. INT. SHOE STORE - DAY - John Rambo appears via a glowing blue portal and stares at camera. He is wearing a diaper.

    By Shampoodler,
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  4. Lead a horse to water, you teach it for a day. Give the horse a fish, it drinks for a lifetime.

    By Cabbage Bitch,
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  5. I'm so relieved my new hypnotist installed a mental elevator today, no more taking the mental stairs to visit my Japanese dog.

    By Cabbage Bitch,
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  6. Float like a butterfly. Sting like a butterfly. Begin walking upright and mimic human speech like a butterfly.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  7. To really get a pig to fly, throw its skin in a tight spiral. Oh, what a Delicious football pun. What do you mean you're leaving me?

    By dhxlive,
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  8. Flowing like a flower, singing in the shower, has it been an hour? My water bill is going to be outrageus.

    By dhxlive,
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  9. Burn baby burn, the disco witch is dead. So much for all that I Will Survive nonsense.

    By dhxlive,
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  10. More than meats the eye, but less than what vegatables the ear.

    By dhxlive,
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  11. A horse is a horse, of coarse. That, however, is Sarah Jessica Parker.

    By dhxlive,
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  12. Peanuts! Get your peanuts! Kegels! Do your kegels! Wipes! Insert the wipes! Colonoscopy! Get one!

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  13. Man up and chow down that throw up downtown.

    By Shampoodler,
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  14. Iā€™m sure thereā€™s a ā€œGood Knievelā€ catchphrase out there somewhere, but Iā€™ll leave that to you guysā€”cause Iā€™m only in this for the corn.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. Two roads diverged in a yellow cornfield, and I took the left one because I google-earthed the corn maze in advance.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. Dear Mr. Shot Blockerman: we regret to inform you that your video tryout for the Pistol Shrimps has been ridiculed, and that you are NOT hired.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 367 views

  17. Those are my loaves, those are my fishes, but those arenā€™t my Hersheyā€™s kisses.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  18. Stick-wise, the situation between D and F, will be a stick E situation.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  19. Holy guacamole! My avocados have halos!

    By Cold Bush,
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  20. Cheese curds and mean words make for some lean turds.

    By Cold Bush,
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  21. And just like that, the elusive Corn-Eyed Mountain Giraffe of Indiana disappeared into the fog, leaving us with only shaky knees and aching buttholes.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. Why was Sixvel afraid of Sevenvel? Because Sevenvel Eightvel Ninevel.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. You. Me. A six-pack of frozen corn dogs. And a gallon of warm mustard. ā€˜Tis a consummation devoutly to be wished.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. Urine for a hot meal at P.P. Changs.

    By Shampoodler,
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  25. Like folk jams? Get choke slams.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 322 views
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