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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Drop down and give me whatever you find on the ground, or I'm buying you a one-way ticket to Tickle Town, Grandma!

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  2. I couldn't help but notice that you and your dog are wearing matching collars. Don't you think you are a little old to be playing dress-up?

    By Cold Bush,
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  3. Welcome to CBB, a place for laughs and gaffs!

    By Cold Bush,
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    • 351 views

  4. You can take the boy out of the country, but you can't take him to countries with extradition treaties with the United States

    By A New Duck,
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  5. Teach a man to fish, he'll eat for a day. Give a man a peanut allergy and he'll never eat a peanut again

    By marblaven,
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  6. Put it in my foot-pussy you Cowboys versus Aliens watching motherfucker.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  7. Blast 'er with my blaster. I'm a go BANG! BANG!

    By happyfacefuntime,
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  8. Everybody poops, some people fart, nobody pees,a few people vomit, one person burps. Thus Spoke Zarathustra & thus we all ignored him,with good reason

    By Pure Guava,
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  9. A tuna sandwich is just a chicken sandwich of the sea. Or maybe it's not, who's to say.

    By 3scompany4throomate,
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  10. Diamond Dallas Thunder Dorm Dope Dorm Hope Dorm.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  11. Hamburger, Cheeseburger, grilled cheese sandwich; I'll take anything as long as its dished out doggy style.

    By EarwolfBlitzer,
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  12. Tiny pottery crafted by an NBA giant; I give you Manute Bol's minute bowl.

    By TulipPoopler,
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  13. Goodnight moon. Goodnight room. Fuck you cow. Goodnight light.

    By Shampoodler,
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  14. Beep Beep! Here's honkin' at you, kid.

    By Sovereign Space Boy,
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  15. I like my women like I like my corn—Nebraskan, non-GMO, and fresh from the can.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. I got a fever, and the only cure is more corn-themed comedy.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. I came here to eat corn and guess names, and you’re all out of corn. Wanda, is it? Artemis? Wilhelm? Umberto? Jimmy? Norman? Margaret?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. Hello nasty my old friend, I've come to Paul's Boutique again

    By Pogo_the_hobo,
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  19. Councilmen, let the record show this steer stomped my solar panel and THEN took a shit on it

    By Pogo_the_hobo,
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  20. I kick it root down, I'll take a poop now

    By Pogo_the_hobo,
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  21. As a wise man once said: "All I want to do is hoodrat shit with my friends"

    By Pogo_the_hobo,
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  22. Tony Shalhoub brand lube is the only lube painstakingly handcrafted by TV's "Monk" and Tony Shalhoub brand lube is the only lube my butt trusts.

    By goldjetski,
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  23. Mayo is the only true thing nowadays

    By fredsolo,
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  24. A bromance is fine and all but I'm more of an unclemance man.

    By fredsolo,
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  25. I like my women like I take my mashed potatoes; rustic and with a little gravy.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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