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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. That's a great question! Colfax is an olde English name from the Viscountess of Piddle Upon Colfaxford, and McLiverneck means “corn” in Armenian.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  2. I'm a joker i'm a smoker i'm a mister poopy poker

    By Mr. Fickle Pickle,
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  3. Taught my boys that any animal could be a stuffed animal... s’long as ya stuffed it with your dong all the evenin’ long.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  4. Catch-poem: To the chocolate bunnies---Hot sunny not funny---Brown sugar flesh runny---Melted into nothing, honey---Your yummy bunny just a memory.

    By Pure Guava,
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  5. I bet the pumpkin that turned into a carriage is the Cinderella of the story in the Pumpkin Book of Fairy Tales.

    By Pure Guava,
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  6. If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right, but I do want a divorce.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  7. In the land of the blind, my one-eyed monster sounds more impressive.

    By Shampoodler,
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  8. After consulting with my haberdasher, I have determined that this entire ep is a classic case of CSLC—chapeau sur le chapeau.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. 4th floor: Delicates, Fragrances, Hats. 5th floor: Candies, Enamelware, Cracked Corn. Sir, this is your floor. Sir. Sir? Jimmy! Off the elevator!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. I’ll have the bottomless corn ceviche and the topless Rodney Dangerfield’s decaying corpse. And unsweetened iced tea with a straw.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. Whatcha think, sausage link?

    By BarnHen,
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  12. Betty in the streets, Bartholomew at dinner with Mike Pence.

    By piranesi,
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  13. Toupee or not toupee, it's not for Questlove!

    By HughDeFrance,
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  14. Now when calculating for Pi be sure to account for radius, height and of course dietary restrictictions

    By Frenchfries,
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  15. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, it has been alleged that Jimmy cracked corn. But in fact it was THAT MAN—Vernon “Corncracker” Villalobos!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. Never look a gift cat in the butthole.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. Seriously, though—what’s up with corn dogs? Where’s the corn? Where’s the dog?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. I may just have to spank your child if he keeps giving my hamster those damn sexy eyes. My hamster is easily coaxed into sex.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  19. Crime shows should be looking for dessert, because the proof is in the pudding, and justice tastes so good.

    By GeneralPattonOswaldCoblepot,
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  20. I'm not going away I'm Scott! (x2) Hey yo, I'm just Bang-Banging comedy I'm youngish, dress snappy & hung wee And I'm not going away I'm Scott!

    By Pure Guava,
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  21. "Shakespeare in Love"? No way, I say! Try "Ibsen in Impotence" instead, and that'll fill your dirty little pencil with loads of useless lead!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  22. If u want my advice, I’d say just walk up real cool n confident, look me in the eyes and be like “hey bro, how bout giving me some advice some time?”

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  23. Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s raining, pee on my face while we watch Purple Rain. RIPrince

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  24. Know your onions. Eat your Funyons. Cover the soup with grandpa's blackened bunyons.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  25. Horton hears a who, but who hears Horton?

    By Frenchfries,
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