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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Casual racists need to try harder.

    By SideofMcG,
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  2. Don't forget to patronise your friend Rick this March 17th

    By SideofMcG,
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  3. Stolen jokes and homemade toast that's what open mic comedians are made of.

    By SideofMcG,
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  4. I don't like to get political but man that Hitler guy was a bit of no-good nuthin'. Am I right fellahs?

    By SideofMcG,
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  5. Killing me softly with his hands. Strangling my whole throat with his grip. Killing me softly with his misheard lyrics....

    By SideofMcG,
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  6. Yo Yo Ma's so fat he looks like he playing the ukulele.

    By SideofMcG,
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  7. Please resume submitting your résumé. I wouldn't assume you'd do it as you may. Word play? No way!

    By SideofMcG,
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  8. The soy boy decoy was employed to destroy Roy. Ahoy, hoi polloi your golden boy's not the Real McCoy.

    By SideofMcG,
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  9. Hubble Telescope? If it looks at my sister one more time it'll be the Hobbled Telescope. Am I Right Fellas?

    By SideofMcG,
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  10. Have you seen my nether regions? They're just back from Holland.

    By SideofMcG,
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  11. Chargrilled Potatoes at the Gristlestop Canteen.

    By SideofMcG,
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  12. Listen fella, I'll tell you the same thing I told Pinocchio when he didn't get laid. She shouldn't and she wouldn't but you're wooden so she couldn't.

    By SideofMcG,
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  13. Walk it like I talk it, but by walk I mean roll and by talk I mean scream and by it I mean shit and by shit I mean dookie, so roll up a doobie, Cheech

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  14. Drain that cyst gristle for an unparalleled bliss missile!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  15. It’s not the corn you heart—it’s the corn you shart.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. Authorities have arrested a suspect in the infamous Nebraska Corn Heist of 1998. Cob Robberman has been booked and charged with a-salt and buttering.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. I’ll take “Jimmy Cracked it and I Don’t Care” for $400, Alex.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. Here I lie, face full of pie, no matter how hard I try I'm caught in a lie, it's your pie I'm eating, sorry to make you cry. Bye

    By Bigsmak,
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  19. Despite his clever disguise, Ace the Bat-hound couldn't keep his true identity a secret from the other dogs; one sniff of his butt and it was all over

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  20. In truth, Larry knew of another Krangorian on Earth: his good friend Borzon. But he never revealed this to Azalon because he wanted her all to himself

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  21. I'm so old, I remember when it was just Netflick

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  22. When you say you're not a cat person, do you mean that you don't like cats? Or that you're not a werecat who needs to eat people to regain human form?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  23. Of all the times to run into Linda, the office gossip! By Monday morning, everyone at work would know that Larry was a wolfman

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  24. Shim sham, I'm the flim flam man, and I'm here to steal some butts.

    By Sovereign Space Boy,
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  25. When God closes a door he opens up the possibility for a lawsuit because that's a fire safety violation.

    By Bernard_Shakey,
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