New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. You'd just as soon kiss a Wookie? I can arrange that. Also on the table: a Bothan hand job and a Tijuana tauntaun show.

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2. Didgeridoo or didgeridoo not, there is no didgeritry.

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3. Oh baby I wanna get with you and take your... pithue?!

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4. I like to think you can tell a lot about a person when they commission you to write their biography.

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5. There’s something about not being able to poke an inexperienced masseuse that rubs me the wrong way, and I just can’t put my finger on it.

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6. Well, well, well. If it isn’t three watering holes.

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7. Black guys walk like this, and white guys don't get arrested for drug possession

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8. Every day is labor day for a midwife.

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9. Call me old-fashioned, please, I'm begging you, call me old-fashioned because it makes me feel like a fancy man.

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10. All Ladders Are Step Ladders And Just Because They're Not You're Real Ladder That Doesn't Mean They'll Support You Any Less

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11. Eenie meenie miney meenis, catch a tiger by the vagina

    By Princess PeePeePhro Jr, March 8, 2018
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12. If the member is protruding, caress the nipple of the elk. Rub the butter on the rim, I guarantee that it will melt.

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13. If selling expired lunch meat out of the trunk of your car while simultaneously committing arson is a crime, I don't want to be right!

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14. A hotdog and a person asking the hot dog “What’s Up? walk into a bar. The bartender says “What is this? Some kind of catchphrase?”

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15. I think so Brain, but if it had been Grandparents of the Corn, wouldn’t they have just sold the farm to an big ag conglomerate and moved to Florida?

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16. Well I’m running down the road tryin’ to loosen my load—annnnd there it goes. Note to self: no prune & corn oil smoothies before morning run.

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17. "Chupacabra? More like Chubby Cat, Brah." said detective Munch while standing over the mangled corpse of Odie.

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18. i like my women like i like my covfefe

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19. Before you judge a man for drinking chamomile, try walking a camel mile on his camel toes.

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20. I'm still writing Dunston on all my Checks Ins

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21. Shampoodler for my real friends, and real poodles for my sham friends.

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22. They say you can’t go back, so I just left my new laptop at that coffee shop.

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23. Take me to church-I’ll chip in some gas money. Wait, do you have change for a 5?

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24. What’s up, extruded phallic emulsion of mechanically separated pork & chicken meat, high-fructose corn syrup, water, salt, and sodium nitrate?

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25. Captain’s log, Stardate 2344.7: The ship’s doctor is baffled by the epidemic on planet Berylus 3—it seems that he can’t see de forest for de trees.

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