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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I've never met a man I didn't marry for thirty years.

    By Dash Paradise,
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  2. All wet, no sweat! I gave up sweet premium wine for lent!

    By Dash Paradise,
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  3. LCD Soundsystem and I'll RAISE D Soundsystem

    By Dash Paradise,
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  4. Alveolar fricative. Dentolabial sibilant. Pharyngeal diphthong. This has been Sexy Phonetics with your host, Cunning Linguistman.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. I’ll have the nut-crusted blister biscuits with coagulated lemongrass-lymph risotto, hair-infused daikon pudding, and a side of cold corn.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. Give me a home where the cornelope roam, And the buffalo have 401Ks, Where seldom is a word that’s almost never used, And guacamole never turns gray

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. I now mispronounce you man and wolf

    By BurtTheBurper,
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  8. You're the worm in the apple of my eye!

    By the_muteKi,
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  9. Some days, you're the black and white weirdo in the as-seen-on-tv product ad

    By the_muteKi,
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  10. When I look at you, I feel a moray, I know you're a manta love forever. Like an electric shark all over my body. I know we're sole mates....

    By the_muteKi,
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  11. Does the old saying about silver linings apply to fart clouds?

    By the_muteKi,
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  12. What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? No thanks, I'm a vegetarian

    By the_muteKi,
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  13. I've got pockets full of dough, and a backpack full of batter. My hat is made of cookies; it's a wonder I'm not fatter.

    By the_muteKi,
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  14. I eat nerds like you for breakfast, said the candy company spokesperson

    By the_muteKi,
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  15. There's a ringing in my ear, and my glass is full of beer. So won't you be a dear and put your penis up my rear?

    By the_muteKi,
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  16. When the moon hits your eyes like a big pizza pie, I quickly realize that you're kinda ugly and I don't really like you.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  17. What's the deal with Seinfeld impressions? You make an observation and ask questions loudly? Is that it? I mean, come on people! What's the deal?

    By Pure Guava,
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  18. If there were a scandal involving the Watergate Hotel today, the media would have to call it Watergate-gate

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  19. For some reason, my 32nd birthday seemed to go by faster than any of the others

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  20. Please stop talking about my throat. I have a cold, so it's a sore subject for me.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  21. To C-flat or not to A-double-sharp. That’s the unnecessary accidental question.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of this huge motorcycle ramp, I shall fear no Knievel.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-OH MYYY said Uncle George Takei.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. Eveyone’s worried about the polar icecaps, but nobody wants to talk about how the word “cap” is another word for “hat”? Like, Really!!?

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  25. I never meant to offend you when I said you smell like dog shit, it's just true. We're cool, right?

    By MondoMudbutt,
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