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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. It was Larry's refusal to stop setting the staff room toaster to "max" that eventually led to his dismissal from the Epilepsy Research Center

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  2. Toothless Jerry didn't make it in the blizzard, I read about it in the hobobituaries. Yo, no hobo, but you gonna finish that?

    By Indiana Gary,
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  3. If mommy’s an ‘M’ hog and Bubba’s a ’B’ hog, then you better believe Daddy’s a ‘D’ hog.

    By wizardfeces,
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  4. I quit my job, lost all my hair, got kicked out of my house, but I still feel rich. How? My loaded yank bank, baby!

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  5. What's a Pot Dog?

    By Indiana Gary,
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  6. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I'm a quadriplegic.

    By Dr.Moongrass,
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  7. I may not be the smartest goof playing golf, but I just might be.

    By Dr.Moongrass,
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  8. Winner winner chicken dinner. Sacrifice a chicken, save a sinner.

    By Dr.Moongrass,
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  9. You can douse me in spice and louse me with lice, I'm still not coming out of my room.

    By Dr.Moongrass,
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  10. Lock Willy Up! Lock Willy Up!

    By A Picture of a Tractor,
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  11. we are probably just a computer simulation run by a more advanced society than ours, so why not accept jesus as your lord and savior?

    By A Picture of a Tractor,
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  12. There's a bee directly behind another bee's behind.

    By A Picture of a Tractor,
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  13. Behind every great man is a magical good luck troll that only he can see and talk to.

    By A Picture of a Tractor,
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  14. For all sad words of tongue and pen, The saddest are these, 'Gray pubes on my chin'

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  15. Murder Gerald's iguana. Check. Apologize to Gerald. Check. Overfeed Gerald's goldfish. Check. Murder Gerald. T-minus one hour.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  16. Board the train or forever hold your beets, and you know damn well what that means - Stained palms, of course!

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  17. Carrie Underwood's scary under there. I just made you say "Carrie Underwood's scary underwear." Buy Barenaked Ladies' new album.

    By lilgaryunger,
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  18. I believe that the children are our future, but not that the George R.R. Martin.

    By Shampoodler,
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  19. Dammit, Jimmy! I’m a doctor, not a corn-cracker!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. Colfax’s Three Rules for a Happy Life: 1. Write three catchphrases every day. 2. Eat corn with every meal. 3. Never trust a thin man in a sweater.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. If turning left is wrong, you’re gonna wanna go right.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. If Michael Paré wore a beret and ate crudité and sang Walk This Way, it sure as shit would make my day

    By MegadethOfSuperman,   
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  23. Whoa here comes the rooster, are you Katherine Brewster?

    By Laurenfapkus,
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  24. Actually, it's Doctor Dumpenstein's Monster Dump.

    By Shampoodler,
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  25. In a strange historical coincidence, Kennedy had a secretary named Lincoln, and Secretariat had a Lincoln Continental named Kennedy.

    By revengeofthesonofghostdad,
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