New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. When All fails, switch to a different laundry detergent.

   By TheAprilFoolsRebel, March 16, 2018
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2. Hope Floats, but with enough salt, or helium, anything floats. The deleted scenes of Hope Floats taught me that.

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3. Ask your doctor if asking your doctor whether or not something is right for you is right for you.

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4. If the next Toy Story isn't called Toy 4y then I will still see it anyways because I enjoy the Toy Story franchise.

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5. I know my dear granny went to heaven, because she was praying to Jesus when I pulled the trigger

   By Dale Cooper Black, March 16, 2018
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6. What do you call it when Scott Aukerman and Paul F. Tompkins play a game of table tennis?

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7. My life is kind of like that show The Bachelor, but with cats instead of women. And everybody gets to stay!

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8. I'm wrestling so many demons, we had to start our own league

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9. The terror in Henry Winkler's eyes will haunt me forever, but at least we solved the mystery of grandma's missing panties

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10. Joshua Tree was a stone cold classic, this pickle is a stone cold Vlassic, and that robe is a stone cold cassock!

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11. I'm sorry for your loss Ronald but I think we all agree that Grimace deserved to die as slowly and painfully as he did. That's justice for ya.

    By fredsolo, March 15, 2018
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12. The architect was told to render the fat as he cooked dinner. He misunderstood a bit, I guess, and created a building shaped just like your mom.

    By Call Waiting for Godot, March 15, 2018
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13. No, Dad, I did not take your stiff sock out of the laundry.

    By MondoMudbutt, March 15, 2018
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14. Turn up the speakers and kick the wang danglers it's time to call in the fang wranglers

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15. On today’s show, it's Rabbi Heymie Nongman and his amazing tang-slaying ostrich, Moshe the Tall.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, March 15, 2018
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16. Hey Jimmy you’re so fine, you’re so fine you crack my corn Hey Jimmy! (clap clap) Hey Jimmy!

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17. You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, and you can pick your banjo, but you can't pick your friend’s nose with your banjo.

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18. I was fired because of my police record. That guy really hated Synchronicity.

    By TheAprilFoolsRebel, March 15, 2018
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19. My ass is bouncing like Beneful Flubber, and this grass is making my genitals shudder.

    By MondoMudbutt, March 15, 2018
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20. Remember well your ancestors / for their brave and mighty feats / as you lay with wife to slumber / on Pokémon bed sheets

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21. On Tinder Peaky Blinder’s member quivers typing profile with tip of penile

    By Princess PeePeePhro Jr, March 15, 2018
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22. A woodchuck could chuck as much as woodchuck could... Fuck! Another splinter

    By Princess PeePeePhro Jr, March 15, 2018
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23. Knock knock, Knock knock Who’s there? Who’s there? Someone who likes to knock a lot... What the shit is your problem?

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24. Thumb Wars are what seperate us from the monkeys. Wait what does opposable mean?

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25. Bad grades and good blades that's what Dropout Barber College is made of.

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