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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Waiting for Godot. To win an Academy Award for Best Actress, that is. It's a Wonder this Woman hasn't brought home Oscar gold yet.

    By Pure Guava,
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  2. Every time a bell rings, an angel gets a tinnitus flare-up.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  3. Allow me to mansplain this to you a little clearer, mmmkaaaay? The cancer in your butt is killing you, bro.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  4. First they came for the mimes and I said nothing, because I was a mime.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  5. No, no, not the Phillips head screwdriver, the Frankenstein's monster's head screwdriver!

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  6. Baldwin? More like hairloss.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  7. Do catchphrases get any more self-referential than this?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  8. My godfather was almost my grandmother but my mother's brother was my son's uncle.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  9. Calendar salesmen have a case of the Mondays all week!

    By Riddle_Face,
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  10. Bubble butts good but butt bubbles bad.

    By Shampoodler,
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  11. Shake me like a ketchup bottle to avoid watery discharge.

    By Korben Dallas Page,
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  12. Can I ask you two questions including this one?

    By Autastic,
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  13. I'M THE BIGGEST GODDAMN POTATO PEELER TYCOON YOU'LL NEVER HOPE TO MEET... THAT'S WHO!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  14. It seems to me that if you live your life like a candle in the wind, you’ll get blown a lot.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  15. Please don't @ me if you just want to # me!

    By Shampoodler,
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  16. He died doing what he loved, telling everyone his chest hurt.

    By Shampoodler,
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  17. This is the cow that kicked the dog that bit the cat that ate the ceviche that was in the detached studio that Jack built for his shitty band.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. Technicality no down boo over schmechnicality schmo down schmoo over

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. A dark night in a midwestern state without an ethanol subsidy. But one man is still lobbying the Agriculture subcommittee—Cob Kernelman, Corn Advocate

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. "Comedy Bang Bang: The show where we used to talk to interesting people."

    By Riddle_Face,   
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  21. I never meant to be so cold to you, but I just figured since we were standing next to your frozen grandfather, it was only right.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  22. I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms dealers mad they didn't get to come.

    By revengeofthesonofghostdad,
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  23. You know I hate to get off on a technicality but I can’t stop masturbating to rulebooks!

    By FoamO,
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  24. If you like the great taste of Totino's Pizza Rolls, you'll love the way I grunt and moan as I eat them

    By Sovereign Space Boy,
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  25. I dressed the child in ham hock beef stock and ruffled his southern feathers.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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