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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Today on the show we talkin’ Weehawken. Everyone’s 19th favorite place in New Jersey.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  2. What’s up Auk-dawg?

    By Bingo Boy,
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  3. Hail! Captain Rectangular Rectum! How's the square-peg round-hole?

    By MmmBlister,
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  4. And this little piggy went wee, wee, wee, all the way until he had a kinky-ass pee pee fetish.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  5. Damn it, I’ve got to go all the way to England to see my best friend’s wedding because it’s a region 2 DVD so it doesn’t work in my DVD player.

    By ryaneffinsteele,
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  6. Watch Big or go home.

    By fredsolo,
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  7. One, two, three, four! My son died four days ago!

    By fredsolo,
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  8. Non sequitur? I barely origami corn whistle!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. Native to the rocky beaches of Lake Erie, the Very Silly Corn Oyster has but one natural predator—zombie Charles “Who’s Your Oyster Daddy” Bronson.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. Catchphrase Pro Tip: Scott loves a good play on words, so keep your pun game sharp with a high-quality carbide tungsten pun-game sharpener.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. Brendan Fraser called, he wants his sweater back.

    By fredsolo,
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  12. "This rapper has to go to the crapper" is the lyric that proves Tupac was the greatest rap artist to ever live.

    By fredsolo,
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  13. World’s fair? Now that’s an oxymoron!

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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  14. New look, but with the same great taste. Come try our three-pound, yam candy cheese-stuffed wolf womps, available for...

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  15. I’m as nervous as a long-tailed whore in a church full of rocking chairs.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. Johnny planted apple tree and I don’t care.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. Found only in the storm drains of downtown Baton Rouge, the reclusive Corncob Crab has but one natural predator—Maria “Bam Bam Crab Ma’am” Bamford.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. Your guy's alright but have you heard of Ace Smallehigh: The No-Sexing Guy?

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  19. Lorne Michaels continues bravely doing his part to ensure the people have means to watch Kenan. Y'see, you've got to watch Kenan cuz Kenan be schemin'

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  20. Yeah yeah, the peas are fine, but the enormous green man in the leafy minidress kinda raises more questions than he answers.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  21. You can lead a horse to water but he is going to get eaten by a giant clam. Please reconsider.

    By fredsolo,
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  22. I finally figured out where's the beef and now my life is in danger so I have to change my identity. Worth it, though.

    By fredsolo,
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  23. Tip Toppy Shape and reruns of Grape Ape. Don't believe my Facebook cos I ain't been Fraped.

    By SideofMcG,
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  24. Shake What Your Mama Gave You - that's right, I want to see those sandwiches rattling boys!

    By SideofMcG,
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  25. Charlie don't surf but he sure as heck can unicycle.

    By SideofMcG,
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