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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Get out and take your Jordan Peele blu-ray with you!

    By Bingo Boy,
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    • 282 views

  2. The world is still patiently waiting on Lou Bega to release his first four mambos.

    By Bingo Boy,
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    • 304 views

  3. I went to the beach and got sand in my crack, but I’ll probably still smoke it anyway.

    By Bingo Boy,
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    • 681 views

  4. Do my eyes betray me, or is that a gerbil up your butt, Mr. Gere?

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  5. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, consider the broken corn before you. The evidence clearly shows that Jimmy cracked it. Ask yourselves—do you care?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. Jiminy Cricket cracked corn and I don’t care if my dreams come true.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. Though I appreciate this bag of corn cobs, tub of Crisco, and disgustingly specific instructions, as I’ve said before, IT’S NOT THAT KIND OF SHOW

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  8. When I was a child, I spake as a child; but when I became a man, I still spake as a child, and everyone was like “Shut up, you stupid baby man!”

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. There was candy and nuts all up in them guts, the night that Wonka came.

    By Shampoodler,
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  10. I said something wrong, now I long for a dialect coach.

    By Crummy Scrimmage,
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  11. Let's take it from the top. This time without the anti-Canadian rhetoric

    By JosephSchmo,
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  12. Bop Bop Baloobop Awop Achoo!!!

    By The_Dude_Uh...Bites?,
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  13. While singing my seminal smash-hit "Bad Day", I broke into your house and used your bidet. So sue me, Sussudio!

    By MrChiggins,
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  14. While singing Daniel Powter's Bad Day, I broke into your house and used your bidet. So sue me, Sussudio!

    By MrChiggins,
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  15. If you can’t beat them, join them. If you can’t join them, kill them. If you can’t kill them, kill a squirrel and then eat it. You will feel better.

    By fredsolo,
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    • 372 views

  16. Wilford Brimley comes to me every night in my dreams and force feeds me oatmeal with a funnel and, honestly, it's starting to turn me on

    By Thelonious Hunk,
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  17. My buddy's homemade "Cumbucha" is the healthiest drink around, but I wish I didn't have jerk him off into a glass of vinegar to prepare a fresh batch.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 802 views

  18. Have you seen the Handmaid's tail? Wow! It was so long and just sticking right out of her butt.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  19. Final Day: Mother aggressively tucks me in, so I can get ready for my drag queen competition.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  20. I’m a little teapot short and stout / Here is my handle, here is my anthropomorphic prolapsed esophagus

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 260 views

  21. This is the show where we balk at improvisational glee clubs.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 286 views

  22. If wishes were horses, beggars would have a logistical nightmare of livestock inventory on hand.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 266 views

  23. Yeast Mode.

    By jackstar7,
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  24. I see London. I see France. I see this atlas is pretty useful!

    By TheAprilFoolsRebel,
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  25. How much wood could you chuck at James Woods if you caught him putting pudding on his morning wood?

    By CaptPukeFish,
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