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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. For centuries, humanity has struggled with the question “What's the meaning of life?” Finally, on today’s show, we make fart jokes for two hours.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  2. If you have nothing nice to say that’s normal. It would be weird to compliment me for forcefully fusing your dog and your cat into one being

    By fredsolo,
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  3. And those times when you only saw one set of footprints in the sand, we had each cut off one of our own legs, and kind of tied ourselves togeth...

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  4. I tried to avoid the Noid and he still killed my best friend. That’s it, I’m done! Tonight either I die or he does.

    By fredsolo,
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  5. To be or not to be, that is the question. Transform into a bee, that is the answer.

    By fredsolo,
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  6. Who put the bomp in the bomp-shoo-bomp-shoo-bomp? Because I know Hugh put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong.

    By TuffyMcF,
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  7. Since laughter is the best medicine, this syphilis should clear up any day now... HAHAHAHAHA!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  8. Now in one ep of pod we will use the words to sling a tent and much funny will happening and a character persons so then the bag of plug.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. On today’s ep, we’ve got almost-dead priest Father Rottie McGangrene and the lil’est guest ever, Miss Itty Wee Bitsums!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. You say titular, you say eponymous, and I say you can both shut the fuck off because they have categorically distinct etymologies and meanings.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. "It's okay to sleep with your cousin in West Virginia", I told them cop. And that's how I got arrested in Roanoke.

    By Helen Ghostface Keller,
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  12. You'd have to be batshit crazy to catfish Patrick Swayze. Because he's dead.

    By Helen Ghostface Keller,
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  13. If it looks like a butt, smells like a butt, and tastes like a butt, your CPR instructor is definitely using the wrong doll.

    By TuffyMcF,   
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  14. It’s weird how Batman named Robin after his penis.

    By fredsolo,
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  15. A little bird told me to shut the fuck up but it is not my boss so I won’t.

    By fredsolo,
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  16. Lorena Bobbitt brand cutlery - so sharp, it'll slice your main vein!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  17. Never look a gift smash in the mouth.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. When the corn sits out too long / You must crack it / When no one cares at all / Jimmy cracks it

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, “Why the long face?” Horse says, “It’s an evolutionary trait selected to maximize air intake while running.”

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. My favorite place to make whoopee is the cushion; I'm so very lonely.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  21. I hate to say I told you so, but “sexy Muppet Babies” was not a good idea for a Halloween costume.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  22. Gettin’ paid and gettin’ laid like Randy Quaid in Independence Daid

    By Bingo Boy,
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  23. I may be a jerk at work, but I fight crime in my off time.

    By Electric_ian,
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  24. Girl, you got that Bubba Gump baby bump!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  25. He vends discarded mollusk carapaces over near the burning landfill.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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