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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. A guy walks into Babar.

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 310 views

  2. Mangia man, Sandy Ravage

    By BarnHen,
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    • 398 views

  3. Frothy false prophets often earn significant profits.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 309 views

  4. The only thing that matters is tiny pig bladders.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 351 views

  5. In Soviet Russia, the secret police spy on you

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 329 views

  6. Restraining order be damned, I’ll do what I please within 500 feet of a Chuck E. Cheese

    By Bingo Boy,
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  7. Somewhere nongs are heying, and somewhere Reggie raps. But there is no cast in Podville—for Scott is taking a nap.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 270 views

  8. Colfax’s Paradox: If you go back in time and prevent corn from being domesticated by ancient mesoamericans, this catchphrase does not exist.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. The heart of rock ‘n roll is still beating—in the silence, its rhythm elicits in me a dread terror! Twas me! I did the foul deed! I wanted a new drug!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 266 views

  10. I've seen things you'd never believe! Though you have lived your whole life in an underground cave, sooo........

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  11. There is a time and a place for every anus joke.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 341 views

  12. There was no love lost between them, thanks in no small part to their biologically engineered, eagle-like, super eyes.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 322 views

  13. Doctor Scholls, give me the news. I've got a bad pair of orthopedic shoes.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  14. Jet fuel can't melt steel beams? Or jet fuel WON'T melt steel beams?

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 328 views

  15. The Trojan War was a bad situation, but Homer made it verse

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  16. I’m really into live-streamed woolly mammoth puppet murder. See what I mean at www.snuff-a-luffaguss.com

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 337 views

  17. Sure, they look cute. But those raccoons you let in the house are gonna have to shit somewhere.

    By Bingo Boy,
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    • 286 views

  18. Buy me some peanuts and cracker jacks, because I’m very hungry and I sleep in this baseball stadium at night.

    By Bingo Boy,
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    • 371 views

  19. I made quinoa with mee maw and pee paw, and now my house smells like grains and bengay.

    By Bingo Boy,
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    • 312 views

  20. How many unsolicited dick pics do I have to send before Scott actually gives me an on-air compliment?

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  21. I came here to sling tent and crack corn—and I’m all out of corn.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 296 views

  22. If I’ve told you once I’ve told you a thousand times—count to a thousand, and don’t stop until you get to 999.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 282 views

  23. Baron Jamiroquai von Whimplesnatch cracked corn, and I don’t care.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 302 views

  24. I wish Batman was called Bathman because I think he should clean up his act.

    By fredsolo,
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    • 387 views

  25. The only payment we take here is gas, grass, or ass and we mean that literally.

    By fredsolo,
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    • 376 views
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