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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I came here to chew bubblegum and smoke grass, and then literally eat the entire pack of bubblegum because it’s the only food in the house.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  2. Jiiimeeeeee—you don’t have to crack that corn tonight

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  3. Next thing I know, I’ve got syphillis and my wallet’s gone. That’s the last time I trust the Gorton’s fisherman!

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  4. The chartreuse caboose carried eleven Kevins and eighty Stacys and a secret no one ever saw coming. That’s this week on: The Barn.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  5. A moment of silence for the victims of yesterday’s snack attack.

    By fredsolo,
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  6. I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and now I see everybody here’s wearing bubblegum underwear?!!

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  7. I have an apartment on the 15th floor or, as I like to call it, "Plan B"

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  8. I’ve crunched the numbers and it turns out, if you add milk...not as crunchy.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  9. The Mary Tyler Moore, the Mary Tyler Merrier

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  10. Actually, Frankenstein's the name of the doctor. The monster's name is Shrek.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  11. You brushed against me on the sidewalk? Consider it like post-1997 Earth, No Biggie.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  12. We're gonna rock around the clock tonight, it makes us feel better about our poor design choice, putting a clock in the center of the room.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  13. Time to fire up the ol’ tackle box and get tacklin’

    By Sammyfein,
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  14. Not to be offensive, but say what you want... LITERALLY. Coming this Fall to a theater near you.

    By Sammyfein,
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  15. Someday a real rain will come and wash all the scum off the streets. And now here's Tom with a look at sports

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  16. Are you a can-of-corn or a can’t-of-corn?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. We choose to go to the moon not because it is easy, but because that sonofabitch hit me in the eye like a pizza pie and I want payback.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. Hey! Can you please nong that somewhere else, man?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. Call me crazy but I've got a thing for being gaslit.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  20. Listen George, I've been here almost two years and, try as I might, you simply refuse to wake-up. I'm afraid I must break with the Go-Go accord.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  21. Hey baby, I'd love to rearrange the alphabet. And I have loads of other bad ideas too!

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  22. Beauty may be in the eye of the beholder, but I be in the b-hole of this booty.

    By Eponymous Ponymouse,
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  23. Sing a song of sixpence; shed a skin for snake sense; skin a steak for Mike Pence.

    By MattyWox,
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  24. Michael Jordan or LeBron James? Call me old-fashioned, but I like a guy who can blast the bottom right out of the ol’ peach basket.

    By MattyWox,
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  25. ♬ There was something in the air that night / Not breathing right / Asbestos

    By MattyWox,
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