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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. A seafood fondue restaurant? It's a clam dunk

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 350 views

  2. I wish that I will know what I know now, when I am older.

    By delaneymitch,
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    • 397 views

  3. Uncle Rusty's full of piss and vinegar, what a wily coot. But when its 34 Mason jars in my room it's "Another in a long list of disturbing behaviors."

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 289 views

  4. That MTV newsman packing boxes onto a truck gave nothing but short, rude answers. What a curt loader!

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 297 views

  5. The enemy of my enemy is Leah Remini.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 275 views

  6. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself...and slipping on banana peels...mostly slipping on banana peels.

    By fredsolo,
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    • 381 views

  7. Fun fact, it was actually the movie Interview with the Vampire that made Roger Ebert's jaw drop

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 308 views

  8. What's up hotdog's butt?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 427 views

  9. They didn't even have any rules of decorum when I joined this club. Maybe that's not a coincidence

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 327 views

  10. That's no piñata, that's my nut sack!

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 304 views

  11. It took forty years, but we're finally going to see Chewbacca's balls! Thank you Ron Howard!!

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 358 views

  12. Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to make corny poop jokes and invent characters with names like “Ronaldo Von Pukebuckets”.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 287 views

  13. D-I-N-G-O, D-I-N-G-O, D-I-N-G-O, the dingo ate my granny

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 294 views

  14. What in the sweet cornhole-lovin’ knuckle-balled wormfood-dispensin' Jesus bobblehead is this show anyway?!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 290 views

  15. Spread your wings and fly, as I spread my cheeks and sigh.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  16. In Soviet Russia, goosebumps give you music

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  17. All that Vegemite didn’t sit with me right, and now I’ve got a case of the down under didgeridoo doos in my underoos.

    By Bingo Boy,
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    • 393 views

  18. I covered my other lover in chunky peanut butter, and it made my girlfriend totally jelly.

    By Bingo Boy,
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    • 279 views

  19. I’ve green-screened my peen into the movie John Wick, now all you can see is a big shooting dick.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 378 views

  20. All the musty daddies who get their kicks licking month-old bread know the grimiest weight benches in town are at Mold's Gym

    By Pure Guava,
    • 1 reply
    • 413 views

  21. Honey-roast me and eat me on an airplane!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  22. Dating Tip #3: Just before exploding in your pants, sniff your gooch and your cream will slither back into you!

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 321 views

  23. Dating Tip #2: If your significant other’s blubber smells like your grandfather’s rubbers, you may be Jeff Foxworthy!

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 306 views

  24. I reluctantly perused your categorically scatalogical mixology encyclopedia and found it to be infused with unacceptable excremental daiquiri wackery.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 338 views

  25. Jimmy snapped, cracked, and popped corn and Kellog filed a lawsuit.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 308 views
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