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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. The grass is always greener if you've enough Crayolas.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 289 views

  2. Cornhole is just a game like Mingus is just a bass player, maize hater.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 302 views

  3. And the winner of the 2018 Tiny Corn Contest is Iowa’s own Gloria Defensterkrumpf and her infinitesimal cob of Cargill Sunborn Yellow Ultrasweet!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 303 views

  4. Trade Wares not Wars.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 291 views

  5. Jimmy Carter cracked peanuts and LITERALLY NO ONE CARES.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 301 views

  6. Job Interviews are like Hi-Fives from cops. You don't get them if you're not wearing pants.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 264 views

  7. I'm here to kick bubblegum and chew ass and I'm all out of ass. P.S. You got any ass?

    By Bernard_Shakey,
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  8. Hobo Schmobo

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 477 views

  9. Corn to the left of me, corn to the right. Here I am, creepin’ at the farmer’s market, lookin’ for a bogo on hand-woven artisan scarecrow bandanas.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 322 views

  10. On today’s show, I audibly gnaw on this moldy corn cob for one hour and twelve minutes, andthenalittlesomethingwecallplugs.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 340 views

  11. Jiggly jiggly Piggly Wiggly the gunpowder treason and plot. I know of no reason why the gunpowder treason must always involve small cocks.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 302 views

  12. call me by my name and don't touch me

    By Local Cabal,
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    • 459 views

  13. If god is 3 people, I'M 3 people. eff that.

    By Local Cabal,
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    • 427 views

  14. Who's a good little goddy? You are!! God, sit. SIT, god! SIT. Good god.

    By Schnickpot,
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    • 369 views

  15. If my projections are correct, you should be seeing a big picture of my butt on the wall over there.

    By Infant Spinach,
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    • 228 views

  16. This next guest is doing this podcast to pay off his student loans

    By JosephSchmo,
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    • 455 views

  17. Oatmeal morning, noon, and night is a sure way to have your shits feel outta sight

    By Thelonious Hunk,
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    • 339 views

  18. Mongolian Burning Man is fun but avoid the Squirt Yurt if you khan.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 501 views

  19. All of these suspicious facelifts are sure to raise a few eyebrows.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 332 views

  20. Having listed Corn as an area of expertise on his resume, Jimmy would have been a shoe-in for the position—had he not tested positive for crack.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 336 views

  21. A stab in time saves Ninevel.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 322 views

  22. Native to the bayous of Suriname, the Variegated Corn Chupacabra has but one natural predator—Billy “Chupacabra-Slappa” Graham. Too soon?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 310 views

  23. Ringo ordered peas and loaf for dinner

    By Crummy Scrimmage,
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  24. I never thought I’d see the day when hair on the taint turned old and grey and holes became open as canyons.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 954 views

  25. Kit and Kaboodle and canoodling poodles covered the factory floor.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 335 views
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