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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Trigger warning: today’s catchphrase includes the word ‘trigger’. Twice.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 335 views

  2. Replace my face with the titular Grace and I'll forever look like Debra Messing

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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    • 410 views

  3. I'm sitting in a pizza place in Vermont that is playing a Florida soft rock radio station and I can't think of a catchphrase. Send help.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 319 views

  4. I DM'd the PM in the a.m. A DMing the PM in the a.m. guy I am!

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 366 views

  5. Use a comb if you wanna take her home, tweezers if you want to please hers.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 320 views

  6. Pop a can in the backyard and watch the kids play with the sprinkler until we all die.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 287 views

  7. I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, n what do I find? My friends n family surrounded by piles of chewed gum, crying about my hyper-aggression.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 309 views

  8. On today’s show, one of us is wearing pants.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 491 views

  9. This catchphrase is about whatever you are thinking about right now—unless you are thinking about something other than corn.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 519 views

  10. Hello creamed corn my old friend / I’ve come to slurp you up again / With my mustache wetly steaming / And my colon slowly creaking / And my tongue /

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 280 views

  11. Less like a rhinestone cowboy and more like a kidney stone Indian.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 374 views

  12. Duke’s Mayonnaise Presents: The Step Sister Sex Fister’s Festered Blisters

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 431 views

  13. If I can ride your golden pony, you can eat this old bologna.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 354 views

  14. A little weird. A little wide. Yep, that’s my penis hide!

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 369 views

  15. If we are what we eat, I guess I’m a baby!

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 354 views

  16. I saw logs when I sleep to make pens for all the sheep I counted earlier. Hope you like mutton!

    By 10Dads,
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    • 365 views

  17. There are three kinds of podcasts in the universe—podcasts about math, and this kind.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 319 views

  18. Two yellow cans diverged in a grocery store. I chose the creamed one, and that has made all the difference in terms of gumability.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 298 views

  19. I’ve got a corn cob pipe and a skid mark bike, and we’re goin’ to Bon Merde, Manitoba, baby. Don’t act like it’s not your birthday. Vamos!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 334 views

  20. Always McBride’s maid, never Danny McBride

    By Bingo Boy,
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    • 728 views

  21. Call me crazy but... my psychiatrist says that the correct term for my condition is “mentally ill”.

    By Bingo Boy,
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    • 331 views

  22. I may be a butter face, but that’s just ‘cuz I moisturize with Land O’ Lakes

    By Bingo Boy,
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    • 320 views

  23. Do bears shit on popes? Asking for a friend.

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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    • 349 views

  24. With cum on my tongue, Gin Rummy sure sounds fun!

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 342 views

  25. TED Talks, but does TED ever listen?

    By MarkDowling,
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    • 350 views
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