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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. A duck walks into a bar and says “Can I have some corn?” and the bartender nails his beak to the bar.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 454 views

  2. Entrepreneur? I barely know her preneur!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 314 views

  3. My gardening-themed western screenplay is finished. Stay tuned for Mulch Cassidy and the Dungdance Kid.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 345 views

  4. When Timmy Chalamet does it, it's art but when I fuck a peach I'm barred from Wholefoods for life!

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 292 views

  5. Make a joke, take a toke, have a stroke. Stay woke, cowpokes.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 271 views

  6. Tweet me your Friendster and I'll catch you on the flipside dudes.

    By SideofMcG,
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  7. Please like and subscribe. Easy Mike will imbibe. Literate tykes can transcribe.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 279 views

  8. May the Fuck Off be with you.

    By SideofMcG,
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  9. If I said you had a decomposing body would you hold help me bury it.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 249 views

  10. You're skating on thin ice, shaking those gin dice and slating those twin mice.

    By SideofMcG,
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  11. Hot Pepper Suppositories are like my nephew Karl, they're both pains in the butt.

    By SideofMcG,
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  12. Marissa, would you make me the happiest man in the world and please fight this anthropomorphic alligator to the death? It would mean the world to me.

    By fredsolo,
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    • 381 views

  13. My Dopplerganger is out there right now having orgies with weathermen in the exact same positions as me. Godspeed you beautiful bastard

    By Pure Guava,
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  14. That new Ted Kennedy biopic looks ok, but I’ll probably only see it once. Hit it and Chappaquiddick.

    By Spagnostic,
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  15. The titular character of this podcast would like to remain eponymous.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 316 views

  16. Keep your friends close, keep your enemies closer, and keep Glenn Close in the foyer between the ficus tree and the umbrella stand.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 264 views

  17. In the land of the cornless, the one-eared man is king.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 262 views

  18. We will not be defeated! Knock any of us down, and we will rise back up! Except for Tim, he's got this inner-ear thing...

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 297 views

  19. He who smelt it then poured it into a mold and made the most beautiful gold bauble!

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 300 views

  20. All's war at fairs with Mike Love.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  21. Dating Tip #1: If he or she has pepperoni nipples, just throw those bad boys on a pizza!

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  22. “I didn’t know it was wrong,” said the man aggressively cranking one out in the middle of the Southpark Mall fountain.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 344 views

  23. Don’t make a noise and just be still or Uncle Ronny the Rat Eating Turkey will kill.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 392 views

  24. I came here to crack corn and not care, and I’m all out of corn.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 569 views

  25. Your mom sells seashells by the ho-shore.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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