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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. He thrusts his fists against the post and still insists that cat tastes just like chicken, maybe a little tougher with kind of a metallic bitterness.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 331 views

  2. CROATOAN

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 306 views

  3. Once upon a time there were four little rabbits, and their names were Flopsy, Mopsy, Cottontail, and Dinglewhiskers the Corn-Sucking Assdick.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 263 views

  4. Cause every time I dream of you, the sweetest dream will never doo doo.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 303 views

  5. I used to love the Simpsons but things really went downhill after Ron and Nicole got killed off.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 411 views

  6. Wow, a pooch carrying a roll of paper towels. It must be Hunter, The Bounty Dog.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 350 views

  7. Who's the cat that won't cop out when there's danger all about. Garfield! Right on!

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 353 views

  8. You never close your eyes anymore when I pull your teeth out, and it’s freakin’ me out, Grandma.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 355 views

  9. Actually sir; it is you who is acting a cuck

    By Shitbird,
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    • 433 views

  10. There's no honor among thieves, and no hungry Donner who grieves.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 359 views

  11. Some phrases are best left uncaught

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 377 views

  12. Filet the skin and drop the butter and my brother will enter with ease.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 290 views

  13. Eastmost peninsula is the secret. Hey Mueller, eastmost peninsula is the secret!

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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    • 430 views

  14. Ed for short, Edward Furlong!

    By ozzman35,
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  15. She womps her jamz her jamz she womps upon her womped-up jamz she chomps.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 269 views

  16. Though I appreciate this string of jumbo corn nuts and pint of baby oil, as I’ve said before, IT’S NOT THAT KIND OF SHOW

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 264 views

  17. Pierre Perkins punched a pack of pre-toasted Pall Malls.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 268 views

  18. Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner... More drinks! You're in the beverage district, baby!

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 344 views

  19. Damn you Dr. Wayne Szalinski, What have you done to my precious Andre the normal sized man!?

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 318 views

  20. These ARE comic books! Bill Cosby is a comic. And by following his advice on fatherhood you can be the real super man.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 288 views

  21. Remember, when God closes a door, open the door, get on the floor. Everybody walk the dinosaur.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 514 views

  22. Spider-Man, Spider-Man, does whatever the legal agreement between Marvel Studios LLC and Sony Pictures Entertainment Inc. says he can

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 305 views

  23. You raised a great point but a terrible child

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 300 views

  24. Imagine how different our history books would be if they were written by a horse

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 291 views

  25. Bread and Fred and bread again. A sandwich of Fred is in your brain

    By JosephSchmo,
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    • 391 views
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