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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I remember talking to my grandpa last night before he died while I was talking to him.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  2. The boys and girls they should explore the wettened ground and the holes galore.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  3. You say potato, I say the moon. Seriously, it's the goddamn moon. How do you think it got up in the sky like that? Oh wait, maybe it is a potato

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  4. I get a lot of "hurry up and wait" at my job, because I'm a waiter and I'm slow

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  5. Please read this catchphrase, it'll make my dad real proud

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  6. My grandpa's nickname was "Old Yeller," partly because of his famous yellow raincoat but mostly because he got rabies

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  7. I don't do my Columbo impression anymore, because it's against the law to impersonate a police officer

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  8. These books are made for reading / And that's just what they'll do / One of these days these books are gonna-- uh, never mind

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  9. Salvador Adderalli's works exude manic energy, the paint seems to vibrate off the canvas right into your pores, whispering "sleep is for the weak"

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 468 views

  10. Give me a home where the buffalo roam.... J/K I just need a sick wifi signal, yo.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  11. Urethra? No way, man. #MY-RETHRA

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 336 views

  12. WehadababyitsaBangBang

    By Paul Fart Burp Cop,
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  13. If the Second Coming is as good as the First, do Your worst.

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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  14. Slather my boils in coconut oil and I’ll make you a gross piña colada

    By Bingo Boy,
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  15. She got dat ass like Boss Nass but stinks like Jar Jar Binks.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  16. Just like I told my waitress at Benihana, “Sake to me baby!”.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  17. Sometimes you eat the bear and sometimes you eat normal food.

    By cornbuggy,
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  18. I googled the lyrics to Smooth Criminal and was stunned to learn that Eddie has been okay this whole time.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. Jimmy did you crack corn, did you crack corn, did you crack corn Jimmy?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. There once was a limerick that began with the line “There once was a limerick”, but nobody remembered it because it was stupid.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. There's a Wodcast in my Podcast!

    By Steve,
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  22. Don't be curt, in a pert skirt, eating that 'gurt in a yurt. Why? Because, Burt, it hurts to squirt dirt. Don't get it on my shirt! *SPURT*

    By daddysboy,
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  23. There were only TWO Supermans in Superman 3 and I call bullshit

    By Crummy Scrimmage,
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  24. That sign over your restaurant is sexist. It should say "Five People"

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  25. I know you're a hottie but don't get snotty about your squatty potty Scotty.

    By TheAprilFoolsRebel,
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