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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. “I knew that I’d be better off doing it by myself,” said the man with his newly restructured baby hand mere minutes before pleasuring himself.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 335 views

  2. Stick to the plan you daft peanut-headed numb nuts skin flappin’ chocolate eclair!

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 359 views

  3. The Slip 'N Slide is my summer pride. It's just outside, come take a ride!

    By 10Dads,
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    • 291 views

  4. I put the art in fart. Wait, no. Sorry, I meant to say I put the fart on art...currently. I’m farting on this painting.

    By fredsolo,
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  5. What difference does it make whether I eat pancakes or farts?

    By fredsolo,
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  6. Sacrifice begins with "sac" and ends with "ice" so get your cold nuts out there and take one for the team

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 389 views

  7. There is a 5th dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space & as timeless as infinity. It smells like old bird jizz

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 392 views

  8. My bologna has a first name—it’s Dale, and he lives on the nightstand next to Rectinald the Stink-Elf.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 295 views

  9. James fractured maize, and I cared not.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. Well tickle my biscuits and drown me in sausage gravy!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 339 views

  11. And now back to Martin Short and Shelley Long in, “Long Story Short: A Shlong Story.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 382 views

  12. The lady will have the chicken, and the chicken will have the lady. I now pronounce you lady and chicken, you may chicken the lady.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 305 views

  13. This catchphrase is in syndication, so now it's 8% faster to make room for more ads.

    By OscarOrtiz,
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    • 415 views

  14. They say cleanliness is next to godliness, but that filthy Shroud of Turin would lead you to believe otherwise.

    By Crummy Scrimmage,
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    • 495 views

  15. You either die a hero or live long enough to become a hoagie

    By ColonelCrawdaddy,
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    • 335 views

  16. Three men enter, one man leaves. Welcome to Jeopardy on Spike TV

    By ColonelCrawdaddy,
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    • 270 views

  17. Save a horse, get it vaccinated

    By ColonelCrawdaddy,
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    • 262 views

  18. to err is human; to not do anything about all the pain and suffering in the world, divine.

    By A Picture of a Tractor,
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    • 489 views

  19. Bang Bang in your earholes, corn cob in your bungholes. Amen.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 310 views

  20. I don’t swim in your toilet, so please don’t pee in my pool. What’s that? Oh, right, uhhh, I was totally shitfaced, man. Soooooo. Yeah. Go ahead.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 270 views

  21. You can lead a Jimmy to corn, but you can’t make him crack it.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 359 views

  22. Little known fact, Arnold Schwarzenegger actually wore underwear for the entirety of the movie Commando.

    By Bingo Boy,
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    • 368 views

  23. By the power ingested in me, I now pronounce you Chuck and Larry. You may eat the broom.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 336 views

  24. Cumin, dill, steak and flake. The oven made my grandson taste great!

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 359 views

  25. Please stop begging, and I’ll think about giving back the dried up mouse you found behind the couch.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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