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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Stick a fork in me – I’m done! Now eat me you sexy cannibal.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 363 views

  2. I’ll take “People Who Cracked Corn And For Whom I Don’t Care” for $400, Alex.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 242 views

  3. I put my pants on one leg at a time just like you do—but when I get my pants on, I make little corn-studded poopies in them.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 284 views

  4. First of all, I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like; and B, I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 299 views

  5. Someday police will identify your remains via your shitty shitty teeth.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 361 views

  6. Giving someone a pickle would get them out of a pickle if the pickle they were in was starving to death.

    By A Picture of a Tractor,
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  7. Boy the way Glenn Miller played / Songs that made the hit parade / His plane fell in a fusillade / And shaaaaaaarks ate his face

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 295 views

  8. Pit viper in my dirty diaper, bruh.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 347 views

  9. Corn is nature’s turd bling.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 249 views

  10. It was a one eyed, one-horned, one-penised, flying purple pecker eaterCUT! STOP THE CATCHPHRASE! It’s not that kind of show!!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 268 views

  11. Please excuse the rat attached to my toenail. I was born with it and it’s a part of me.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 800 views

  12. Never underestimate a cannibalistic Cinnamon Gremlin. You might find your panties covered in Gizmo fluid!

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 305 views

  13. The best thing to do first thing in the morning the second you start doing it is yes.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 307 views

  14. A hotter model with otter baubles requires a water bottle

    By Horse For A Brother,
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    • 468 views

  15. Bars, cars and different tar, that’s what’s in my bottom

    By Horse For A Brother,
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    • 446 views

  16. Salty slam poetry rhymes make me slam salty pork rinds.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 306 views

  17. For the measles and the mumps, the Good Doctor prescribes the humpty hump!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 331 views

  18. save 100% on 100 mattresses by sleeping on the cold hard ground instead of on a 90' mattress pyramid...today!!

    By A Picture of a Tractor,
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    • 351 views

  19. I've got a problem locating my cattle in the dark, and the only prescription is more cowbell.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 262 views

  20. Tom Bosley. You will never find a more wretched excuse for a "That 70s Show" guest star.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 264 views

  21. Corn to the left of me, corn to the right, here I am, slowly dying from asphyxiation after having fallen into a corn silo.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 261 views

  22. Out of sight, out of mind, like the bird in my behind.

    By ashinyobject,
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    • 403 views

  23. Making love to a beautiful woman is a lot like climbing Everest.. Chances are its never going to happen!

    By Bigsmak,
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    • 694 views

  24. One of the things that one of the one hundred billion plus things has said in their lifetime.

    By BLOOOR,
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    • 463 views

  25. This is the show where we have never said “heynong man” to Bronson Pinchot.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 296 views
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