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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Suddenly, my hemorrhoid-senses were tingling... someone nearby intended to shit an innocent pair of pants. And they had to be stopped.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  2. i have a busy day ahead of me, you cant expect me to actually do this properly right

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  3. My anti-vax auntie asked Manti Teo to pass the hackie sack.

    By Mason Jantzoukas,
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  4. With great power comes great responsibility, and you’re greatly responsible for powering great cums.

    By Mason Jantzoukas,
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  5. The pencil was a nihilist and refused to be sharpened. "There's no point," he'd sigh.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  6. I never meant to be so cold, but you did lock me in a freezer for an hour, Mom.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  7. I can't get over the death of my grandfather. Maybe I'll try to go under him instead. Oh! There he is!

    By delaneymitch,
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  8. My thinking has evolved on this issue. My brain now has legs!

    By delaneymitch,
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  9. GIF spelled backwards if FIG. GIF pronounced backwards either ”FIJ” or “FIG”, depending on whether you’re an asshole or not.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. Don’t piss on my boots and tell me it’s raining because I’ll be able to see you pissing on my boots, unless I’m not wearing them, but still—don’t.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. Deer eat corn. Corn grows in Nebraska. Nebraska has seven letters. Seven is a movie where Gwyneth gets decapitated. It was GOOP! GOOP ate my baby!!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. Pump up the Jam, but hump with KY Jelly.

    By Cheese and Rice Superstar,
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  13. Gimme your heart, make it real or else FUGGETABOUTIT!

    By Sex_Therapy_Gary,
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  14. Who do I gotta suck off for a Tuscan-style flatbread, around here?

    By Sex_Therapy_Gary,
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  15. Don't tell me it's Tuesday, when you're suckin' me sideways on Friday!

    By Sex_Therapy_Gary,
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  16. Do you like green eggs and ham? Do you like them Sam I AM trying to ASK you a QUESTION GODDAMMIT—do you want this oddly-coloured breakfast OR NOT!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. Gimme dat buttery buttery corn, gimme dat buttery buttery corn, gimme dat buttery buttery buttery buttery buttery buttery corn

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. A horse walked into a bar nose first on account of his face being long, and the bartender was like “It is taking you a long time to get to the bar!”

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. Nipple clamps and wallaby whistles were never part of the deal and you know it, Mr. Rogers!

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  20. If we’re betting grapes, then I’m raisin you a sunbathing Sun Maid.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  21. Fun fact, Tony the Tiger ate all those kids after the commercial was over

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  22. Let me be forthright with you—if you take four rights, it’s the same as just going straight.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 256 views

  23. I came here to chew bubble gum or not chew bubble gum, and I might be out of bubble gum, so whatever.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. Jiminy Crackit wished upon a star, and I don’t care.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  25. Go back to Rome, Roman Polanski

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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