Jump to content
đź”’ The Earwolf Forums are closed Read more... Ă—

New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

48976 topics in this forum

  1. I don’t play Words With Friends anymore. Mostly because I’m illiterate and I don’t have any friends.

    By Bingo Boy,
    • 0 replies
    • 332 views

  2. Show us your fun bags! And by that, we mean please send photos of your whimsically-crafted reusable organic burlap shopping totes.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 304 views

  3. Today we pledge to conduct ourselves with the same willful ignorance of your mother when she asks “What in tarnation is a podcast?”

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 279 views

  4. It may not be that kind of show, but what if it was? Or is it “what if it were?” Was? Were? Guess what—NO ONE CARES, GRAMMAR

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 260 views

  5. You can lance a boil but you can't Lance Bass

    By fakey51,
    • 0 replies
    • 317 views

  6. If you like podcasts with names that are 3 words long with the last two words being the same onomatopoeic word, then sorry you're shit out of luck.

    By fakey51,
    • 0 replies
    • 340 views

  7. Welcome to the Big Dance, it is a dance party where everyone is actually a kid in Tom Hank's body.

    By fakey51,
    • 0 replies
    • 374 views

  8. If you've got butts and you've got guts then sink some putts and eat some nuts.

    By fakey51,
    • 0 replies
    • 363 views

  9. Recipient of www.thewebsiteaboutpodcastsbeforepodcastsexisted.com’s 1997 “Best Comedy Podcast, Whatever That Is” Award

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 323 views

  10. Shithead Magazine recently named it “The Podcast with the Stupidest Dick”.

    By CaptPukeFish,
    • 0 replies
    • 324 views

  11. Recognized by Cat Fancy Magazine as “The Podcast Cats Love to Hate While Licking Their Own Buttholes”

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 311 views

  12. Voted Motor Trend’s Car of the Year Awards’ “Least Eligible Entry” for 2007

    By CaptPukeFish,
    • 0 replies
    • 309 views

  13. I’m triggered by any mention of Roy Rogers’ horse.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 298 views

  14. Me and Lonny Cornteeth noodlin’ hairfrogs down at Swampford’s Ditch

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 273 views

  15. If life gives you lemons, then maybe you fucking deserve lemons, you piece of shit.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 244 views

  16. It simultaneously is and is not that kind of show, it's Schrodinger's show.

    By fakey51,
    • 0 replies
    • 341 views

  17. Chem CaTrails? Is that something?

    By TheHumanNeighbor,   
    • 0 replies
    • 610 views

  18. Who's Down Cold Cat

    By DorkyButCool,
    • 0 replies
    • 473 views

  19. Winner of JD Power’s 2018 "Best Non-Mechanical-Engineering-Themed Podcast" Award

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 319 views

  20. Morphologically similar to Homo habilis, 2.2 million-year-old Heynong man remains have been found in the very act of slaying Neandertang.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 255 views

  21. Here at Comedy Bang Bang, we focus on the Five Ws of podcasting: Whodat? Whynong, man? Why should I allow it? Whaaaa? and Thefuckyousay?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 269 views

  22. Recently named Car and Driver Magazine’s “Podcast with the Filthiest Mud Flaps”.

    By CaptPukeFish,
    • 0 replies
    • 377 views

  23. Why accept climate change when you can have climate dolla dolla billz, y'all?

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
    • 0 replies
    • 329 views

  24. The pterodactyl's terribly enacted edicts consequently consummated compulsory funnel cake funeral feedings.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
    • 0 replies
    • 317 views

  25. Hopped up on Benadryl and ready for my enema, Doctor.

    By MondoMudbutt,
    • 0 replies
    • 420 views
×