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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. My thinking has evolved on this issue. My brain now has legs!

    By delaneymitch,
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  2. Avatar was a great film and I can't wait for the twelve scheduled sequels

    By JosephSchmo,
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  3. Now that I've got some beer in, I'm not fearin' hearin' Ed Sheeran.

    By TheAprilFoolsRebel,
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  4. Do I have diarrhea or gas? Guess I'll have to play it by rear...

    By TheAprilFoolsRebel,
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  5. It’s a good thing that curiosity killed the cat, because I forgot to buy it food.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  6. Every Friday I head down to TGI Fridays for a little something I like to call “TGI TGI Fridays Friday”.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  7. This Predator sequel starring his child is pretty good despite the title.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  8. Easy on the rigatoni ya jabroni, my sweetie’s got diabetes

    By Bingo Boy,
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  9. I saw you do piss-poor on the hearing test. I heard you pour piss on the eye test. But the piss test? That wasn’t shiiiiiiit

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  10. When I became a man, I put away childish things, and when I came on the elephant man, we watched season two of Stranger Things.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  11. Day 4: Mother wears InfoWars t-shirt to WalMart with Mega Slurpee in left hand.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  12. This goes without saying.

    By ratingsjedi,
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  13. Meat, meat, rare filet...

    By BarnHen,
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  14. All art should be bathrooms

    By JosephSchmo,
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  15. Nana's on the phone, she wants to know if you've been eating your oatmeal

    By Thelonious Hunk,
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  16. I would walk 500 miles but no more than that - I have work tomorrow and so do you!

    By LeslieIsGoingToSaltLakeCity,
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  17. I just pitched a new brand to the Director of Banarama Sports. Pretty Interesting - Great Catchphrase!!!

    By LeslieIsGoingToSaltLakeCity,
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  18. You better eat your greens, or else you'll get the blues. And then you'll get the reds from really chunky poos. Grandma knows what I'm talking about.

    By ratingsjedi,
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  19. Please read to me from The Wind In The Willows while I lounge on your bed and fart in these pillows.

    By Shampoodler,
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  20. Oh give me a home/Where the Cake Boss is on/And Ho Ho in Santa's beard plays/Where seldom is slung/An uninteresting plug/And Fourvel is stabby all day

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. This is the show where we talk to defenestrating pelicans.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. Dear Mr. Aukerman: we regret to inform you that your application for Corn Canner at Colfax’s Creamed Corn Cannery and Cat Carnival has been rejected.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 235 views

  23. Two wrongs may not make a right, but two eggs sure do make one delicious frittata!

    By rob_m,
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    • 367 views

  24. "The Butler Did It!" Gerard Butler tries to claim credit for Stephen King's work once again.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 323 views

  25. Stop. Collaborate and fission. Ice is back with a brand new invention. Nuclear Power!

    By SideofMcG,
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