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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I'm the Sue chef of this restaurant and I'm Bobby Flay's sister. If you ask Sue Flay to make you a souffle...I'll see you in hell.

    By Mister Malaka,
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    • 449 views

  2. No, I'm the Sue Chef of this restaurant, and if you don't like MY food....I'll see you the next time you play Ms. Pacman!

    By Frenchfries,
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    • 620 views

  3. I'm the sue chef of this restaurant. If you don't like my food...I'll see you in court!

    By Mister Malaka,
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    • 434 views

  4. Feed me hot pockets and call me a liar, because I think my cargo pants just caught on fire.

    By Bingo Boy,
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    • 351 views

  5. ☯®

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 381 views

  6. These millennials are too busy eating ass to eat their oatmeal

    By Thelonious Hunk,
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    • 391 views

  7. Endemic to the smoldering calderas of Ecuador, the Andean Corn Salamander has only one natural predator—Tom “The Salamander Hammer” Bodett

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 310 views

  8. Abandon hope, all ye who enter here, and also put your phones in these little lockable mesh bags and sign this non-disclosure agreement.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 319 views

  9. Emulsified corn gel, check. Wood duck hackle, check. Iron Maiden’s Powerslave on vinyl, check. Clean underwear, check. Let’s get this podcast started!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 305 views

  10. This is the church, here is the steeple, this is the show where we talk to interesting people.

    By SuperG3663,
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    • 385 views

  11. 1, 2 tie my shoe. 3, 4 close the door. 5, 6 thoughts and prayers

    By LeslieIsGoingToSaltLakeCity,
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    • 318 views

  12. When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that's a seizure, bro.

    By LeslieIsGoingToSaltLakeCity,
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    • 280 views

  13. Remember, remember, the 3rd of September, Your brother turns twenty that day!

    By LeslieIsGoingToSaltLakeCity,
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    • 284 views

  14. Yodel your way into my heart and my heart will open for you. Yodel your way into my heart and my holes will open, too.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 348 views

  15. I've heard of bad bestiality puns, but this is pig-dick-ulous

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 357 views

  16. Don't Bing "bad dogs dig Bob's big dong," begged Bob, but Bob bugged Doug, so Doug Bing'd "bad dogs dig Bob's big dong, but good dogs bite Bob's butt"

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 319 views

  17. You can dance if you want to, but can't if you don't, and we can tell the difference.

    By LeslieIsGoingToSaltLakeCity,
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    • 259 views

  18. Two for the matinee showing of Basic Instinct, and one in the stink.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 318 views

  19. Grey Poupon for my friend’s hot dog. Hot dog-poop for my friend’s Groupon.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 319 views

  20. I never knew the weather blew but my sock is stiff as a board. There's cream galore and a smorgasbord smothered in a cheesy gumshoe.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 350 views

  21. The joke's on you, my life is already a living hell

    By Dale Cooper Black,
    • 0 replies
    • 344 views

  22. Shampoodler is on the way out, because the Voblex is coming back from vacation. Just kidding, what’s up scallywags let’s get British on it.

    By angryrose,
    • 0 replies
    • 766 views

  23. We call it sometimes tippy-top shape...

    By AlmostAGhost,
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    • 1066 views

  24. Life's a bitch and then you die that's why we get high on our own supply and demand to take a stand up for your right to party in the USAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    By beezyharps,
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    • 509 views

  25. Just like I tell my butcher, "Don't skimp on the salami, mommy!". Mostly because my mom works in a butcher shop.

    By Bingo Boy,
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    • 394 views
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