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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Maybe it’s just me but for me J.C. is the O.G. GOTG.

    By Shampoodler,
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  2. A pear is just pea with an r added. That's it, no wordplay or hidden double meanings, no innuendo or urine jokes intended.Just thought you should know

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 316 views

  3. When Jimmy finds the corn / He must crack it / When the maize has dried too long / Jimmy cracks it

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Why the long face?” The horse says, “Got caught in an industrial face-stretcher.”

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. ‘Tis quite auspicious that corn is delicious; ‘twould be propitious were it also nutritious.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. Remember, if you liked this catchphrase,don't forget to hit the like & subscribe buttons on the bottom left corner of your screen.Stay pure my Guavas!

    By Pure Guava,
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  7. It's hard to wrangle a Dwayne that dangles.

    By BarnHen,
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  8. Get back, Martha Faulkner, you don't know me like that!

    By BarnHen,
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  9. I don't think I have a porn addiction but my thicc PAWG wife disagrees.

    By Shanks Akimbo,
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  10. Richter? Damn near killed 'er!

    By Shanks Akimbo,
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  11. Am I doing this right?

    By NewBanqueStu,
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  12. Hat penis is a warm glove

    By WeirdoConBeardo,
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  13. To understand your pain look inside yourself. Seriously look at this Xray, you need to stop eating these razor blades.

    By Frenchfries,
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  14. G.O.A.T. cheese must have some really confident parents to name their kid like that, poor cheese, that's a lot of pressure to live up to such a title

    By Pure Guava,
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  15. Objects in mirror are closer than they appear because they don't exist, the Matrix is real, the world is a computer simulation to keep us enslaved

    By Pure Guava,
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  16. One for the money, two for the show, matcha tea to get heady bro, whoa, whoa, whoa.

    By Dr.Moongrass,
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  17. She’s a dogger in the streets and a logger in the sheets. And by that I mean she’s a werewolf that shits the bed.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. What plops down stairs / Dark brown and with hairs / Gets eaten by random dogs / What sucks for a snack / And stinks up your crack / It’s NEW Hot Log!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. Captain’s log: approximately seven inches, firm, greenish brown, flecks of undigested replicator corn.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. We're all just future ghosts that haven't been busted yet.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  21. Don't be a fuddy duddy, peel that silly putty off my nutty buddy

    By Bingo Boy,
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  22. Up Shit's Creek without a paddle?Don't worry, it's only knee deep until you hit Shit's River,besides you'll pass Shit's Paddle Outlet on the way there

    By Pure Guava,
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  23. Yo momma so fat, she must be pregnant again, tell her Denise from work said congratulations and I hope she enjoyed the gift basket the girls & I sent

    By Pure Guava,
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  24. Did you bring gold, Frankenstein and Myrrh or gold, Frankenstein's monster and Myrrh?

    By 3scompany4throomate,
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  25. ALL MY HOMIES ROLL ASS-DEEP IN FRANKINCENSE 'N MYRRH!!! FRANKINCENSE 'N MYRRH!!! FRANKINCENSE 'N MYRRH!!!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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