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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Vlad vies for Vile Violet via violent violation of vial eight.

    By DanWhite_95339,
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  2. April? More like APP-ril. As in: I ril appy shopping for apps at app store in App-ril, app is in name of month so ril good deals on apps in Appril

    By Pure Guava,
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  3. Ponytails shouldn't be allowed on any girl who can't swing her own machete. Only the battle tested shall know the pride of wearing a blood trophy

    By Pure Guava,
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  4. If mathematician Jeremy Piven’s Al Gore-rhythm is a given, can Larry Niven’s pigeon hen be forgiven for eating my cayenne-endive madeleine?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. Schrodinger’s Cat, Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle, and Zeno’s Paradox walk into a bar. The bartender says “Fuck this shit,” and quits.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. Ring around the cornfield / A farm full of crop circles / Aliens, still-alive Phoenix brother / We all hate-love Mel Gibson

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. Law & Order isn't just a long running, Dick Wolf-produced tv show, they're also what I ignore when running tv shows about a wolf's long dick

    By Pure Guava,
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  8. I think anyone that believes they need to have an MRI should probably have thier head examined.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  9. Good news / bad news, guys. We finally got a response from hotdog, but the response is "no comment"

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  10. As it turns out, the "outbreak monkey" was your dirty donger all along.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  11. Is the past tense of catchphrase catchphrased or catchphrose? We may never know unless I decide right now. Catchphrose. It’s catchphrose.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. Undaunted, he catchphrased on, balls to the wind, back to his subcompact SUV, into the infinite cornfields of the Nebraska sector.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. To all the tent I’ve slung before/That’s travelled in and out my hole/I’m glad you came along/I dedicate this song/To all the tent I’ve slung before

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. homina hominy homonym homina hominy homonym homina hominy homonym

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. Andy Kindler's fist, a Sierra Mist and other things found on Schindler's naughty list

    By Paul Fart Burp Cop,
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  16. The Corrs are technically a one-man band

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  17. Billy Idol adds bleach to his laundry because it's a nice day for some white bedding.

    By TheAprilFoolsRebel,
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  18. What happens when an Amazon owner and his brother start selling clothing online? Find out on Bezos Bonobos Bros!

    By TheAprilFoolsRebel,
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  19. Jam it up your bunger, ya ain't gettin' any younger!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  20. JIM-eeeee / You don’t have to crack that corn tonight

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. On today’s show, the author of Scott Aukerman’s autobiography, “Slingin’ Tent: The Scott Auckerman Story”—it’s Scott Auckerman!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. Captain’s Log: Having laboriously exited the Brown Hole of Cornshart Nine, we’ve set course for the TP Nebula.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. Stephen King is just Stephen Hawking without the wings

    By Paul Fart Burp Cop,
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  24. Rick Ross' rap rick roll ruckus rocked Russ' rack and rumpus.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  25. The Junkyard Dog is known by wrestling fans living in countries that use the metric system as the Junk0.9144 meters Dog

    By Pure Guava,
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