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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Me and Lunchbox Eddie thumpin’ bubblenecks at Forkman’s Crotch

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  2. Endemic to the boreal cedar scrublands of Manitoba, the Knobby Corncob Crab has only one natural predator—Dan “The Crab Blaster” Rather

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 252 views

  3. Day 2: Mother performs a canine colonoscopy on the kitchen table. We need your prayers.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 280 views

  4. Oatmeal will cure what ails ya, if what ails ya is a lack of fiber

    By Thelonious Hunk,
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  5. This just in, 'dog food lid' backwards spells 'dildo of god.' Full story at 11.

    By Thelonious Hunk,
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  6. A Rolling Stone gathers lots of paternity suits.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  7. Chuck Taylor? I Airly Jordan her!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  8. The striations on the body indicate that it was passed through the digestive tract of a giant boa. It’s alimentary, my dear boy!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. Native to the frigid peaks of Tibet, the Armored Corn Gerbil has only one natural predator—Noam “The Gerbil Deconstructor” Chomsky

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. Shooting at the walls of Comedy Bang! Bang! I am Scott Aukerman

    By Thelonious Hunk,
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    • 398 views

  11. Three strikes and your out. This bowling alley sucks!

    By MarkDowling,
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  12. Day 1: Mother scatters toenail clippings and dingleberries throughout the apartment.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  13. Fingernails are sometime longer than shrimp

    By JosephSchmo,
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  14. A juicy life he pursued. A juicy life he lived. From countless Playgirl’s he perused. His member was the only thing he did.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  15. I'm rubber and you're glue, doctor. YOU'RE the one who has cancer.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  16. Captain’s log: Having extricated the ship from a conflict between the Cornholians and the Turdnong Empire, we’ve set course for the Brownstar Wormhole

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. Jimmy pooped corn, and I don’t care.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. It’s elementary, my dear Jason. Maize in the baboon’s scat implies that the car was washed on Tuesday—and that the killer is John “Car Washman” Hamm!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. It's a bird! It's a plane! Yup, it's a plane. Good talking to you.

    By jonhammster,
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  20. Signal the guy. Tickle the fry. It shits only potato and myrrh.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  21. Where will you be when the goat eats the turnip

    By JosephSchmo,
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  22. Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when we're 69in'?

    By Thelonious Hunk,
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    • 357 views

  23. Wine 'em, dine 'em, get her home before nine 'em

    By Thelonious Hunk,
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  24. He do me. He do you. He’s got that kinda lovin’. For a brother always knows where the G spot is.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 304 views

  25. I put my itty bitty weenie in a bowl of linguine now my wife wont answer my calls.

    By colyboly,
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    • 270 views
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