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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. If you see me a-knockin' then don't come a-rockin' - I'm a classically trained woodpecker.

    By SideofMcG,
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  2. Oatmeal oatmeal oatmeal. I hope everyone is getting enough oatmeal.

    By Thelonious Hunk,
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  3. Eat your garbanzo or beat it, you're gonzo

    By LordBabyHat,
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  4. My buddy was catfished for years, but that was just a red herring... the real threat was an angry narwhal with a loaded revolver.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  5. Slide out of my BM's and into my DM's you sexy piece of shit.

    By Shampoodler,
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  6. If you have time to Lean, then I recommend starting with The Bridge Over the River Kwai.

    By rob_m,
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  7. If it screams like a duck, dies like a duck, and other ducks come to its funeral, then it probably was a duck, you duck-murderin’ piece of shit.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  8. I went to Cornberg’s Recursive T-Shirtery and all I got was this t-shirt that says I went to Cornberg’s Recursive T-Shirtery and all I got was this t-

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. James fractured maize, and I cared not.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. Day 3: Mother wreaks havoc on clogged toilet and only makes it worse.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  11. I don't much care for strawberries. They make me sad.

    By JosephSchmo,
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  12. Who blew what the shrew threw when the shrew grew from the slew of news?

    By SideofMcG,
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  13. Me and her did the Cineplex Boogie - she charged me too much for popcorn and I stuck gum to her undercarriage.

    By SideofMcG,
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  14. If you can't handle me at my wurst, I'm probably a hack joke about hotdogs.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 348 views

  15. Welcome to Peace Deals and Clear Heels, the strip club for ex-political negotiators.

    By SideofMcG,
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  16. Rising Damp, Ascending Wet, Floating Flooding - the escalating symptoms of WeReallyGottaMoveItis

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 267 views

  17. Forget it Jake, it's Amnesia Town.... what's that? Already done? Great - let's go have a burger.

    By SideofMcG,
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  18. If you're not down with clown town then who's around for the brown frown hoe-down?

    By SideofMcG,
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  19. Pat a cake, pat a cake, grope a cake, grope a cake, reach financial settlement a cake, sign NDA a cake.

    By SideofMcG,
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  20. I've got that mohel madness, brother, and that's a foreskin itch that just can't be scratched!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  21. You can shove your glove bruv, said the Brit dove feeling no love.

    By SideofMcG,
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  22. To everything churn churn churn, we're making butter, churn churn churn.

    By SideofMcG,
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  23. Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, and boy that peps my pecker.

    By Dr.Moongrass,
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  24. Lox, Stock and Two Sleeves of Bagels. This aisle is done, let's move on to produce.

    By 3scompany4throomate,
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  25. This ep is lovely, dark, and cheap / But I have ads and plugs to keep / And ‘tent to sling before I sleep / And ‘tent to sling before I sleep

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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