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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Every time I consume flour, it diminishes my brain power. Some call it a bread-bake headache; I call it a whole-grain migraine.

    By delaneymitch,
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  2. On today’s show, original catchphrase superstar Jesus Christ reveals his pre-shampoo-era hair-care secrets!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 325 views

  3. Jimmy smoked crack corn and now he lives in a garbage can.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. Found only in the frigid tundra of the Yukon, the elusive Burrowing Corn Owl has only one natural predator—LL “The Burrowing Corn Owl Smasher” Cool J.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. Always the carwash, never the car...

    By ninjamincho,
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  6. You can't please everyone, but you can sure try

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  7. My plan to win the international paper airplane contest is two-fold

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  8. You can't mix ova with cryoprotectant and reduce the temperature to minus 196 degrees Fahrenheit without breaking some eggs

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  9. Call me by your name, but only two times if your name is beetlejuice.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  10. The Scripps championship quickly cleared out when it was discovered that whoever spelt it, dealt it

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  11. Hello Craigslist my old friend, I’ve come to sell my blood again.

    By Shampoodler,
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  12. My doggy disco day care was shut down today.How was I to know canine livers can't process cocaine? Anyone want to buy a slightly peed-on mirror ball?

    By Pure Guava,
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  13. Conceding to the committee conclusions concerning the creamed corn crisis, the county clerk has committed copious cash to the counter the catastrophe.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. Found only in the vast savannah of Georgia, the elusive Corn Toad has only one natural predator—Zombie Walter “The Corn Toad Destroyer” Matthau.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 336 views

  15. You can lead a Jimmy to corn, but you can’t make him crack it.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. Live from New York, it's Saturday Night!

    By Riddle_Face,
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  17. Triceratops? Should have been called Quatroceratops, packing a 4th horn in his pants and boy did that dino fuck machine know how to use it.

    By Pure Guava,
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  18. If you’ve done 23 and Me three times... nice.

    By Shampoodler,
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  19. I’ll give you two good reasons why you shouldn’t have carpeted this bathroom.

    By Shampoodler,
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  20. RU talkin’ RuPaul’s rumored rural rugrats Ruth and Rufus 2 me?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. Out in the West LA town of Pomona / I fell in love with a Mexican plant geneticist developing sentient corn for seemingly nefarious purposes

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. Found only in the dark abyss of the mid-Pacific trench, the elusive blind Cornfish has but one natural predator—James “The Cornfish Killer” Cameron

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. "Where's the Beef?" And Where's the Thief that Stole My Beef? It's My Belief (that this neighborhood is going downhill)

    By DoooDahMan,
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  24. In lieu of a catchphrase, I'd like to announce the pregnancy of my wife.

    By DanWhite_95339,
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  25. April's Atmosphere is Appreciated, but May may make more.

    By DanWhite_95339,
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