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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Bitch smack paddywack give yo dawg a bone, this old pimp came smoove rollin’ home yo

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  2. If life gives you marmals, make marmalade.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  3. One, two, knuckle my moose. Three, four, camel my toe. Five, six, twist my nips. Seven, eight, it’s a date!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. People who live in glass houses should have hired better contractors. Put some bricks in there why don't ya!

    By Bingo Boy,
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  5. After lots of statistical data and research and regardless what Scott Aukerman says, Comedy Bang Bang is that kind of show.

    By SuperG3663,
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  6. I prefer pre-Malone music.

    By TheAprilFoolsRebel,
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  7. Miami convents don’t have nuns unless they got funds, son.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  8. Excited for lobsterfest over here.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  9. Astronomy? I'd rather have pastronami. Pastrami, I want some pastrami.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  10. Call me a crazy lunatic, but I prefer when politicians kiss hands and shake babies.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  11. Look, the guy is a known shitter.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  12. If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it still yell a racial slur?

    By fredsolo,
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  13. And then, as if in answer, a huge elephant crashed through his window. "That's it! It's an omen!" exclaimed Joseph Merrick

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  14. Mo Coffee Mo Bowel Movements

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  15. I like my talk like I like my wine... Cheap!

    By BrianMurrayNotBillMurray,
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  16. Once upon a time, I committed a crime, the police never caught me and I didn't do time! Say hi to your mother for me...

    By Bigsmak,
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  17. It’s the bee’s knees AND the butterfly’s dick.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  18. I've seen that movie like 100 times, and I still can't figure out why it's called Pee-wee's Pig Adventure

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  19. I don't know why you spend so much time holed up in your study, writing in that little notebook, Archimedes. But, hey, whatever floats your boat

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  20. If I were Noah, the only creatures left on Earth would be me and a bunch of cats

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  21. Fun fact, Rodney Dangerfield was actually a highly respected individual

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  22. When God closes a door, He opens a window. But when God leaves the toilet seat up, He doesn't do jack shit to compensate for it

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  23. I now pronounce you mane and wee-fay. Please don't make fun of my pronunciation

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  24. Put my eel in your veal, and then we'll be doin' the dirty surf and turf, baby!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  25. A zeppelin crashed onto Sesame Street?? Oh, the humuppety!

    By Shampoodler,
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