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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Wilhelm scream when Wilhelm cream.

    By Shampoodler,
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  2. Weevil inside, weevil inside, every single cob of corn has a weevil inside

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  3. Knock Knock. Who’s there? Cornelius. Cornelius who? Cornelius J. Boobfellow. Go away. What about your “open door policy”? I said fuck off, C.J.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. Native to the rooftops of Calcutta, the Corn-Eared Bazinga Monkey has but one natural predator—Zombie Mahatma “The Simian Strangler” Gandhi

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. Catchphrase Superstar? I'm not even a Catchphrase Dogstar

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  6. Lord of the Rings? More like Lord of the Wigs, amirite? What I'm saying is, there's a lot of wigs in that movie

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  7. There was no love lost between them, thanks in no small part to their biologically engineered, eagle-like, super eyes.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  8. The most helpful thing you can do right now involves butter, I guarantee you that.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  9. She praised the poise of my pose in prose.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 364 views

  10. If you think smoking makes you look cool, you're wrong! Nothing makes a duck look cool.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 796 views

  11. We were on a Kit Kat break!

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  12. Tilted towers contain jilted powers plotting the junta as they grimace & glower #Fortnite #OverthrowTheGovernmentUseGamingSkillsToKillThePigsInPower

    By Pure Guava,
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  13. The best things in life are free. The yummy honey straight from the hive, the 287 stingers and that undiagnosed bee allergy that kills you? All free!

    By Pure Guava,
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  14. Gimme mother's milk, plus daddy's juice, and I'll shake 'n shimmy my dirty lil caboose.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  15. "Cum in my hand, Poo if I scream," that's the real story of Paul Revere's Ride.

    By 10Dads,
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  16. My cousin Maybelline moved to Arizona and bought a corn labyrinth that’s only open one month in the spring. She’s calling it May’s May Maize Maze.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. Captain’s Log: having painfully and messily escaped a Brown Hole in the Cornshart System, we’ve set course for the TP2 Nebula.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. Jimmy: noun, subject. Cracked: verb, past tense. Corn: noun, object of the predicate. I don’t care: declarative statement, how I feel about it.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. Nothing says, "I love you," like saying those exact three words.

    By 10Dads,
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  20. I love it when you call me Big Poppa. I hate it when you call me Big Poopa.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  21. How many woods could a woodchuck suck before the sucks turned to fucks in the morning?

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 308 views

  22. OOO BABY this is masterfully written. I do say, the bootay will be naturally smitten.

    By LordBabyHat,
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    • 384 views

  23. I Skype, You Skype, We all Skype for Steamed Tripe.

    By SideofMcG,
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  24. It's the Attack of the 50 Year Old Woman (aka Drunk Aunt Alice is coming to visit)

    By SideofMcG,
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  25. Old Molasses Glasses went and grassed us up to the cops so we ain't gonna stop. TO THE BORDER BOYS!!!!!

    By SideofMcG,
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