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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I'd give an arm and a leg for a chance to charbroil my own arm and leg.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  2. A penny for your thoughts and a dime for my Jorts

    By Leo Vandolly,   
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  3. As your psychiatrist I have to be honest with you, I’m just a picture of your mother taped to a bucket of used condoms.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 327 views

  4. In my day we used phone books, but nowadays everybodys gluing together a bunch’a smart phones just so thier kid can sit a few inches higher in a chair

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  5. We clip our nails and the chips we love, but don't you dare clip the skin off my penis.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  6. I got a parking ticket today and the reason is pretty wild. I ran over a grandma and she was pregnant with my child.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 299 views

  7. Copy pasta, creepy pasta, mommy pasta, daddy pasta

    By Pogo_the_hobo,
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  8. catchphrase

    By Shitbird,   
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  9. It’s Monday, March 5th, birthday of magicians Penn Jillette and Joel Osteen!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. Mayans do it / Aztecs do it / Even educated Olmecs do it / Let's do it / Let's grow some corn

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. A bird in the hand is worth two herrings in the shrubbery.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. I can feel it in my bones, so I won’t stop chewing until I reach my bones.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  13. How's tricks, breadsticks?

    By BarnHen,
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  14. What could be greater than a face full of craters?

    By BarnHen,
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  15. Deja vu, shame on me. Jamais vu, shame on you.

    By BarnHen,
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  16. Dogs go to heaven, southern belle's go to hell

    By BarnHen,
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    • 395 views

  17. Mr. Sand-man, Shabba my doo. Take a vacation with Rob Schneider too.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 283 views

  18. Bic pens were originally called Pu-Bic pens and were primarily used to draw in some squiggles on particularly sparse Mons Pubii.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  19. It is with a heavy heart I must report the results of my medical examination. My doctor says I have a severely oversized, overweight heart.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  20. You're crazy for this one Patsy Cline.

    By SideofMcG,
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  21. Got nothin' but glove for The Hamburger Helper.

    By Shampoodler,
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  22. Finders keepers, losers creepers around the finder's house while sleepers wear what's found around their necks and losers weep with sweet regret.

    By greazey_bob,
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  23. So goes the saying, hose before praying, grass after mass, gardening's a blast.

    By greazey_bob,
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  24. I eat my corn one ear at a time just like the plebes.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 233 views

  25. Trigger warning! Roy Rogers’ horse is dead.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 268 views
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