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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I'm livin', forgivin' the Devil his due, what'd he ever do to me?

    By Hobo Grammar,
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  2. Now if you'll excuse me Your Holiness, I have to, how do you say in your country, "take-a big-a fat sheet".

    By Shampoodler,
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  3. Booby two shoes. Ruby Blues Clues. Duty poo poo. Repeat.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  4. The only thing necessary for the triumph of weevils is for good corn farmers to do nothing.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 263 views

  5. Oh give me a home / Where the Buffalo Roam / Unless you’ve got anything above 57th with a nice view of the park and maybe a balcony or whatever

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. I’m a cowboy. On a steel horse I ride. Goddamnit my balls hurt.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. Is Hugh talking to you too Arlene?

    By SideofMcG,
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  8. If you’re looking for something to walk around on during those lazy summer days, nothing quite beats a floor.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 277 views

  9. There comes a time in everyone’s life, and I really think more people should be talking about it.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 267 views

  10. The bigger they are, the harder they get. That's just science.

    By fredsolo,
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    • 270 views

  11. Portugal The Man?? More like Portugal the Band.

    By Steven in a Van,
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  12. Welcome to cocks in socks. May I interest you in our headless ankle huggers?

    By Kornelius Kev,
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  13. I cracked my knuckles when they were covered in jellied juniper boob jugs and thought to myself, "Is God even real?"

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  14. What if there was a Metallica/Milli Vanilli tour. It could be called Metallivanilli. Oh man, that would be really funny if it was real.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. Corn-On-A-Rope? ‘Tis a consummation devoutly to be wished.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. What the world needs now is a podcast called “Are You Metalli-Talkin to Metal Me Metalli-Too?”

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. “Hey, ‘Corgi in Disguise’! I know. And now you know that I know. And I know that you know that I know,” he said knowingly, puffing his corncob pipe.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. They say a bird in the hand is better than two in the bush; luckily I can fit a lot more than two in my bush

    By EarwolfBlitzer,
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  19. I'm making a paper mâchÊ Garfunkel statue out of old music books. It's my Art project.

    By TheAprilFoolsRebel,
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  20. I work hard and I play soft

    By Hobo Grammar,
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  21. I wear my sunglasses in bed

    By Hobo Grammar,
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    • 666 views

  22. It’s fun to call breast milk “areoli sauce”!

    By Shampoodler,
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  23. With all dude respect, bros before hoes.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  24. I couldn't believe the amount of ham I saw hanging from the trees when I entered the Black Forest.

    By Mister Malaka,
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    • 348 views

  25. If wishes were horses, beggars would ride. If wishes were corn, beggars would have yellow-studded turds.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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