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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Most people call it Down syndrome, but I call it "Up" syndrome! Because I'm retarded

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  2. Don’t tell Mom the babysitter’s Fred Durst.

    By Shampoodler,
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  3. Velcro my shoes and call me nelly, I'm hot to trot.

    By Sovereign Space Boy,
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    • 538 views

  4. Say, panda, pop a zit! Mama don't mind if your spats don't fit.

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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  5. What do we want! CORN FRITTERS! When do we want them? NOW! Why did they kick us out of IHOP? I DON’T KNOW, LET’S GO TO WAFFLE HOUSE!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. I said a clip, a clop, a clippy to the clop, does this horse road ever stop cause there’s a blister on my horse foot that’s about to pop

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. Try our new CBB catchphrase generator! Mine is “There are corn dogs within, there are corn dogs without, Heynong HEYnong don’t dream it’s over”

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 328 views

  8. My prescription foot fungus medications ruined my cats tail and 16 other truths not disclosed by doctors

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  9. I need a skater in the rink and a tater in the stink.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  10. My dingle lost its tingle when I put it in a can of Pringles.

    By ChipSkilliss,
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  11. Nudge, nudge. Wink, wink. Stab, stab. Dismember, dismember. Create plausible alibi, create plausible alibi. Say no more, say no more.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. Drip, drop, and the fun don't stop. Unless, we're talkin' anal drip of course. Then the fun is only just beginning.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  13. Proper planning prevents piss poor production, Proper planning prevents piss sport erections, "Peyton Manning Prevents This Year's Election"

    By Frenchfries,
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  14. If you like Rick and Morty, wait'll you try soap and water! But seriously, Rick and Morty fans, please give soap and water a try

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 384 views

  15. Bad pois, bad pois, whatcha gonna do? I'm gonna file a lawsuit against that Hawaiian restaurant is what I'm gonna do

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 342 views

  16. If we Nebraskans have offended, eat some corn and all is mended.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. My personal guarantee to you: two out of three of my catchphrases will include your complete recommended daily allowance of corn-related humor.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. I came here to kick balls and play kickball—and we’re all out of balls, so we might as well fight.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 257 views

  19. Pepperoni cake and Ranch dressing? You had me at boner cloner, Dad!

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 332 views

  20. Now watch me whip, now watch me nae nae. Now watch me whip, put on this gagball.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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    • 1106 views

  21. Cuz I'm a hacker, I'm a slacker, I'm a midnight snacker.

    By greazey_bob,
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    • 628 views

  22. Best film franchises: Alien, Beverly Hills Cop, Beverly Hills Chihuahua, Beverly Hills Star Wars, Beverly Hills Harry Potter.

    By greazey_bob,
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    • 647 views

  23. Deep down each of us knows in their heart of hearts that your heart doesn't have a heart so the phrase heart of hearts is redundant.

    By SideofMcG,
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  24. Let he who is without sin cast the first stone, because after all in the Bible does it not say: PRINTED IN TAIWAN?

    By SideofMcG,
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  25. Time and Tide Pods wait for no man. But they're both delicious.

    By SideofMcG,
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