New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. Did you know "You're So Vain" is actually about Dave Coulier. It's a fact! And the vein in question? The main vein.

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2. Y'know, Andy only got that job because they couldn't keep his brother, Standy Richter's, head and shoulders in frame.

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3. Look at me! I'm a bald-headed Canadian improviser. You've made a Mochrie of me!

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4. My favorite movie as a wee lad would have to be ‘Angels in the Outhouse.’ That movie was the shit.

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5. Do as I say, and not as I do. For I say you should do me while I’m doing you.

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6. your favourite food is someones least favourite food and if you meet them you have to have a wet tissue eating contest

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7. pitch me a show, no worries. Pitch me a movie, we good. However, pitch me a tent and boy howdy we gon have us a discussion

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8. And if this is your first time eating at Fuck Dojo, well, we do things a little bit different here!

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9. Tall and tan and young and lovely and Jiu Jitsu-trained, the girl from Ipanema goes walking, and when she passes, you better watch your ass, pervert.

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10. If Popeye had eaten corn instead of spinach, would he have been funnier?

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11. And now a moment of silence for the victims of the Cornwall Bagpipe Attacks of 2018, followed by the Accordion Symphony #1 by Thom Yorke, founder of t

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12. heres something popular and hip and technology its called bitcoin

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13. the weirdest pet i ever did have was my pet peeve, people who start honkin as soon as the lights turn green

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14. You know why Beyonce doesn't keep any coasters in the house? She really likes her coffee table.

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15. I might be late to the party here, but why are all the lights off and why is the trash full of discarded cake?

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16. The most blatant case of whitewashing in film would have to be Tom Sawyer. It did look fun though.

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17. 9 out of 10 Dentists and you're gonna pick the one straight one?! Pretty homophobic, dude. I don't care if you DO live right next door to his office.

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18. EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY - We will no longer be accepting new catchphrase submissions. This is not a catchphrase. Repeat, this is NOT a catchphrase.

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19. Don’t cry for me Argentina. And stop laughing at me Finland!

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20. Janice's ex said this, "love it to kiss numbers? Dude, you're on to me!"

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21. Moan on my bone or leave me alone.

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22. The stunt driver munched on a rabid anus before every reshoot. Or rather, the anus munched him, what with the rabies and all.

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23. The jelly guzzler muzzled the gizzard lizard for dinner and President 45 inserted himself slowly into himself.

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24. Jimmy Walker cracked Corn-O-Mite!

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25. Dammit, Scott! I’m a space doctor, not a tree doctor!

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